UncleRico and who ever else gets it.

Started by CABLEGUY1, May 25, 2006, 07:11:08 PM

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SWAMP_DONKEY

#25
May 25, 2006, 09:10:27 PM
Quote from: CABLEGUY1 on May 25, 2006, 09:07:08 PM
Quote from: SWAMP_DONKEY on May 25, 2006, 08:59:29 PM
It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.

  Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
Yeah I know what you mean. Me,my brothers and our friends used to talk jerky whenever we got together. It cracks me up. I think it's funny that others are as deranged as we are.LOL. " My eyes are going crazy" I went to the empire state building and I can't see so good.

LOL, I forgot about that one ;D

CABLEGUY1

#26
May 25, 2006, 09:14:00 PM Last Edit: May 25, 2006, 09:15:43 PM by CABLEGUY1
I got hemmroids bad. Their tearing the a$$ out of me. Are these doctors reputable?

UncleRico

#27
May 25, 2006, 09:31:11 PM
"I bought 400 square feet of ceramic kitchen tile, and all that S@!t is busted....Sandlewood or whatever the f&%k you guys call it"
UNLUCKY #13 RACING  "I want to thank my sponsors, Jack Cass Bail Bonds, The Cleveland Steamer Carpet Cleaner Company, The Rusty Trombone Pub, and Dirty Sanchez's Liquor and Check Cashing."

Jellie400

#28
May 26, 2006, 02:39:54 AM
yeah and that esbestos sh@t, i eat the fu$#in sh*t, i put mustard on it and eat that sh@t!!

UncleRico

#29
May 26, 2006, 07:52:58 AM
"Hey this is big, Hock, I got hamstrings like Ah-nulds"

"Ah, big kock, you play for the Canarcy Raiders?"
UNLUCKY #13 RACING  "I want to thank my sponsors, Jack Cass Bail Bonds, The Cleveland Steamer Carpet Cleaner Company, The Rusty Trombone Pub, and Dirty Sanchez's Liquor and Check Cashing."

Joedirt

#30
May 26, 2006, 08:03:46 AM
Should I bring all my shoes and my glasses?
2005 Vinson 4x4
2003 Big Bear 4x4
2001 Prarie 4x4
1987 Dirty Dakota Mud truck on 35 inch Boggers

Brad500

#31
May 26, 2006, 08:29:42 AM
it's a little small house.......it's black.  and she's away on a trip and i want the thing torn down.
2004 Predator 500 Dale jr. edition.              Pro-circuit T-4 silencer                            K&N filter                      &nb

Anoriginal

#32
May 26, 2006, 08:38:24 AM

Pablo honey.....please come to Florida.

You washing your a$$? Keeping yourself clean?

gery350

#33
May 26, 2006, 09:02:19 AM
you kicked my dog.............
i'm going to kill you! ;D
hey this is klutchbuster350, me and rl400*mostly rl400* made my dad this sig. now lets see how long it takes him to notice lol
hey while im here...........klutchbuster rules!!!!!!
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Joedirt

#34
May 26, 2006, 10:46:34 AM
I'll come down there a rack your fing head in with a ratchet
2005 Vinson 4x4
2003 Big Bear 4x4
2001 Prarie 4x4
1987 Dirty Dakota Mud truck on 35 inch Boggers

CABLEGUY1

#35
May 26, 2006, 11:08:04 AM
Is Renaldo there? I want to show him my toolbox.

Brad500

#36
May 26, 2006, 06:37:54 PM
you have to let me come down there.......i will freak you out.
2004 Predator 500 Dale jr. edition.              Pro-circuit T-4 silencer                            K&N filter                      &nb

UncleRico

#37
May 26, 2006, 07:03:49 PM
"You want to sue me?"

"Yes."

"Why do you want to sue me?"

"For punitive damages"



_________


"Get Brett Weir, I SAID!"
UNLUCKY #13 RACING  "I want to thank my sponsors, Jack Cass Bail Bonds, The Cleveland Steamer Carpet Cleaner Company, The Rusty Trombone Pub, and Dirty Sanchez's Liquor and Check Cashing."

CABLEGUY1

#38
May 26, 2006, 08:34:54 PM
Those guns make me very scary. Boobita bobita boobita boobita bobita.

Brad500

#39
May 26, 2006, 11:44:25 PM
He's got this thing it's a boot with a foot in it.  It's an actual foot from a soldier. You know how they make the dried up little shrunken heads??? It's like that.
2004 Predator 500 Dale jr. edition.              Pro-circuit T-4 silencer                            K&N filter                      &nb

UncleRico

#40
May 27, 2006, 07:18:28 AM
"Yes, I was calling about the items you had for sale in the paper, where can I see them?"


"They're at my house in the atic."


"And where would that be located?"


"At the top of my house....near the roof"
UNLUCKY #13 RACING  "I want to thank my sponsors, Jack Cass Bail Bonds, The Cleveland Steamer Carpet Cleaner Company, The Rusty Trombone Pub, and Dirty Sanchez's Liquor and Check Cashing."

CABLEGUY1

#41
May 27, 2006, 07:47:55 AM
What kind of TV is it? " It's the kind you watch shows on" "Touch it in the back,he said touch it in the back"

Anoriginal

#42
May 30, 2006, 11:50:53 AM
Peter's a$$ is blue.

He said we could frolic on the beach and he'd rub little bags of sand all over my a$$y nipples and then he would tie me to the pier and wait for the tide to come in.

My A$$ looks like a garbage bag full of ricotta cheese woman.

UncleRico

#43
June 06, 2006, 12:46:21 AM
Does it say "GAME SHOW LOVERS?"


Mr Trebek will punch you right in the face and go straight to commercial break.


UNLUCKY #13 RACING  "I want to thank my sponsors, Jack Cass Bail Bonds, The Cleveland Steamer Carpet Cleaner Company, The Rusty Trombone Pub, and Dirty Sanchez's Liquor and Check Cashing."
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