UncleRico and who ever else gets it.

Started by CABLEGUY1, May 25, 2006, 07:11:08 PM

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CABLEGUY1

Famous Jerky Boys phrases. I'll go first.   "I went to dentist for tooth decay. Ahhhhhhhhh,Oooooooooo,Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I wake up my pants unbutton.Ahhhhhhh. Yes if you never heard the Jerky Boys you will not get the humor.

UncleRico

"You have inspection license?"

"SPECIAL WHAT?"

"YOU HAVE INSPECTION LICENSE?"

"Oh, Inspection License, yeah, sure I got all that sh*t, tough guy"

"I worked on race cars for 16 years"

"Let me speak to your f@$kin' boss"
UNLUCKY #13 RACING  "I want to thank my sponsors, Jack Cass Bail Bonds, The Cleveland Steamer Carpet Cleaner Company, The Rusty Trombone Pub, and Dirty Sanchez's Liquor and Check Cashing."

CABLEGUY1

You want the kind you ride on or the kind you push? Ride on? Youse a lazy bastard.

SWAMP_DONKEY


SWAMP_DONKEY

Quote from: CABLEGUY1 on May 25, 2006, 07:11:08 PM
Famous Jerky Boys phrases. I'll go first.   "I went to dentist for tooth decay. Ahhhhhhhhh,Oooooooooo,Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I wake up my pants unbutton.Ahhhhhhh. Yes if you never heard the Jerky Boys you will not get the humor.

  Dis man, he must be stopped....my toof is dripping bloood AAAHHHHH he punch me and my pants unbutton.

CABLEGUY1

    I am the egyptian magician. I punch my chest and it dissapears into the crowd.

SWAMP_DONKEY

Quote from: CABLEGUY1 on May 25, 2006, 08:30:43 PM
    I am the egyptian magician. I punch my chest and it dissapears into the crowd.

I pull large pieces of furniture from my A@@.

CABLEGUY1


SWAMP_DONKEY


CABLEGUY1


SWAMP_DONKEY

You wanna sell caars true me or wat?

CABLEGUY1


SWAMP_DONKEY

Yes yes and sometimes as a bonus I set myself on fire.

CABLEGUY1

I wanna be a singa but I just aint got it no more. "Wont you be my meloncollllyyyy baaaaaaabbyyyyyyyyyy?

Jellie400

Back in WWII i used to be a seaman, now i just squirt it all over my wife's a#@

CABLEGUY1


Jellie400

u killed Uncle Freddie?   They killed Uncle freddie :'( :'( :'( :'(

SWAMP_DONKEY

It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.

  Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.

Jellie400

dee snake, it bit my eye aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

SWAMP_DONKEY

I need some help here.. my Dog is stuck in the pianno.

Jellie400

i was up there on da roof, with the Mexicans and the hot mops, i was shooting them down left and right, my wife come up there she wants to run her mouth, i shot her a@$ down too.

CABLEGUY1

Quote from: SWAMP_DONKEY on May 25, 2006, 08:59:29 PM
It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.

  Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
Yeah I know what you mean. Me,my brothers and our friends used to talk jerky whenever we got together. It cracks me up. I think it's funny that others are as deranged as we are.LOL. " My eyes are going crazy" I went to the empire state building and I can't see so good.

SWAMP_DONKEY

Ah see were off to a bad start already.

CABLEGUY1

Quote from: SWAMP_DONKEY on May 25, 2006, 09:04:32 PM
I need some help here.. my Dog is stuck in the pianno.
You want me to get your'e Rotwiller out of the piano? I dont think so.

Jellie400

wow, i can be here all night, gotta get back to work one more before i go, this is FRANK, Frank who?, FRANK Fu$kin$ RIZZO

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