best movie quotes ?

[Anoriginal]

"Nevermind that Sh*t.......Here comes Mongo!"

Just about any line from Blazing Saddles is awesome.

[~Demon_Boy250X~]

Demonboy's favorite
"I'm here to chew bubble gum, and kick some @ss. I'm all out of bubble gum"

You do no justice to my favorite quote lol! 

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick @ss...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

From the movie "They Live" said by Roddy Piper god i love that line he's standing in a bank with a Shot gun and huge sunglasses lol

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

[IXIswamperIXI]

lets see...

tombstone, batman, sweet home alabama. is that all you got?

idaman.....your no daisy!!!!

That'll do, pig. That'll do

actor?
character?
movie?

r u kiddin .....

actor: old guy
character : old guy playing old guy
movie : babe

movie: replcemants
actor:? kicker talking to on fat guy

[NYRAPTOR]

i shot the clerk? i shot the clerk? see, he said it twice.


my cousin vinny

[MudMan]

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?


Braveheart.

GREAT CHOICE !

[backwoods boy]

ok two great movies here
#1. shake and bake baby-will ferrel-talledaga nights
#2.im happier than a tornado in a trailer park-towmater-cars

[NYRAPTOR]

everytime she revs up the microwave clark, i forget my name and p i s s myself.

[AintSkeered]

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

and,

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.

Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

[budman]

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

[gearhead400]

"Your talkin to my man all wrong...ya do it again, i'll stab ya in the face with a soldering iron"

"cop - How old are you
kid  - old enough
cop - uh, oldd..enough, to what
kid  -..gasp, to...party"

"Stock boy - did you do that?
Kid  - No, but you should clean that up, someone could get hurt
Stock boy - **** my life"

"No ones gotten a hand-job in cargo pants since nam!"

"60% of the time, it works, everytime"

I know a million quotes, but those are all real popular so i'll stick with those.

[gearhead400]

Just thought of another one, greaaaat movie, if you can name it, your awesome.


"Mark: That's what's wrong with you Americans, you're always looking for pain.
Mike: Yeah well... it pains me to hear you say that, Mark, it really does."


"Bob: So, you see any land around here?
Sean: Nope, just water."


hahahahhahha had to get this last one from a website because i couldnt think of it all.

"Bob: Sean, what are you doin' outside man?
Sean: you're him?
Bob: ...yeah... I'm him
Sean: [claps hands together] JESUS! Have i sinned or am i goin' to heaven?
Bob: [laughing] you're fryin' man, how much acid did you take?
Sean: you're not Jesus... you're Bob
Bob: I'm Bob!... how goes it?
Sean: how are you doin' that?
Bob: doin' what?
Sean: walkin' on water? if i get off this chair I'll drown, you wanna know what Bob? 'Cause i cant swim!
Bob: oh, i get it! so Sean, d'you see land anywhere?
Sean: [looking around] no... just water... say Bob, You ARE Jesus.
Bob: Thats Right, I am, why do you ask?
Sean: ...Satan, is in the house, he killed my Mom and turned her into a bull!
Cops: [after flashback to a scene with Sean threatening his mother with a knife but being scared by Satan and a bull, his mother]
[bob waves to Seans mum at the window who reluctantly waves back]
Cops: [the Cops pull in] Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around!
Sean: [happy as happy can be] I'M SAVED
Bob: yeah... sure Sean... you're saved... "

[NYRAPTOR]

Now you can't leave.


A Bronx Tale.

[kfx400rob]

"might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses"

no ones mentioned a joe dirt line yet, that movies a classic. lol

[Da_Mtg_Man]

Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

actor?
character?
movie?

sweet home Alabama. Don't know the rest

[SWAMP_DONKEY]

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?


Braveheart.

GREAT CHOICE !

One of the best movies.

[Hondabeefast]

"might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses"

no ones mentioned a joe dirt line yet, that movies a classic. lol

Gearhead did like 3 post up from yours thie first line lol and Joe Dirt is pretty damn funny

[blindkaeta]

Lifes like a garden, Dig it

Stupid is as stupid does

[digginfool]

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

and,

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.

Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

movie - Unforgiven

actor - The Man - Clint Eastwood

[digginfool]

Her - "... dead nuts, balls on."

Him - "Dead nuts, balls on?"

Her - "It's an industry term."

movie?
actor?
actress?

(actually, I think I may have the line slightly wrong but it's close enough for those who know the flick)

[SWAMP_DONKEY]

Her - "... dead nuts, balls on."

Him - "Dead nuts, balls on?"

Her - "It's an industry term."

movie?
actor?
actress?

(actually, I think I may have the line slightly wrong but it's close enough for those who know the flick)

My cousin vinny
marissa tormay SP?

[digginfool]

I figured that would be an easy one.  Marrisa Tomei was fantastic.  I found out the line was actually 'dead nuts accurate' but who cares; one of the funniest movies of all time as far as I'm concerned.

[digginfool]

If you like that genre, here's another potentially easy one:


"Those aren't pillows!!"

[LINK500]

CHANCHO, Sometime when you are a man you wear...Stretchy  pants...just for fun...

[bignickwaite]

heres one

Sgt. Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle": Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: I'll bet they regret that.


I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.

[686RAPTOR]

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!!!