Why Chuck all of a sudden...?

[gery350]

Chuck norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just refuses to put up with lactose's Sh*t.

lol. 

[Thrasher]

Chuck Norris seems to be popular in World of Warcraft these days as well.

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The quickest way to a Man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies _the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.