Why Chuck all of a sudden...?

Started by Toomey, February 24, 2006, 08:42:52 PM

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Toomey

February 24, 2006, 08:42:52 PM
It seems to me that just in the last month, maybe 2, there's been all this Chuck Norris craze.  Alot of the forums that I go on, out of nowhere, someone says "Yeah that Banshee's fast, but Chuck Norris is faster.  And he can drink a beer and watch TV while flying past that bike."  So how come all of a sudden the Chuck craze?
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Hoosier Daddy

#1
February 24, 2006, 09:09:09 PM
no i think you misunderstood... they arnt talking about the Texas Ranger..
they aare talking about the chuck norris on this site!~ ;)  hes the man!
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#2
February 24, 2006, 09:16:41 PM
did you nkow that chuck norris sold his soul to the devel for his rugged good looks and unparralelled martial arts skill, shortly after the transaction chuck norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and got his soul back


lol

but i have been seeing alot of chuck norris sh!t too
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#3
February 24, 2006, 11:05:12 PM
whats the big deal about chuck anyway

What kind of quad does he have :-\
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#4
February 24, 2006, 11:53:51 PM
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits.
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#5
February 25, 2006, 12:08:00 AM
Quote from: Miami416ex on February 24, 2006, 11:53:51 PM
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits.
BatMan is the better then Chuck
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#6
February 25, 2006, 01:29:02 AM
Quote from: Honda250ex on February 24, 2006, 11:05:12 PM
whats the big deal about chuck anyway

What kind of quad does he have :-\

I dont recall seeing anymore about him than i have anybody else.

Last i knew he was sportin an 04 yfz. Bills a super straight shooter and a damn nice guy, dont believe ive ever seen anything negative from or about him. Dont really understand where all of this comes from??

dreth

#7
February 25, 2006, 05:25:21 AM
Quote from: superstar on February 25, 2006, 01:29:02 AM
Quote from: Honda250ex on February 24, 2006, 11:05:12 PM
whats the big deal about chuck anyway

What kind of quad does he have :-\

I dont recall seeing anymore about him than i have anybody else.

Last i knew he was sportin an 04 yfz. Bills a super straight shooter and a d**n nice guy, dont believe ive ever seen anything negative from or about him. Dont really understand where all of this comes from??





me too!  dont mess with chuck >:(

big-daddy

#8
February 25, 2006, 07:50:34 AM
Before you can mess with Chuck, you have to deal with his friends. ;)
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#9
February 25, 2006, 09:16:43 AM
YEAH!  GRRRRRRRRR >:(
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#10
February 25, 2006, 09:51:20 AM
lol, ok it has nothing to do with chuck norris on this site

the chuck norris jokes have just been going arund like as in texas ranger chuck

Quad32x

#11
February 25, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
Chuck  is  Solid  in  my  book. ;)
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Toomey

#12
February 25, 2006, 11:39:03 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on February 25, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
Chuck  is  Solid  in  my  book. ;)

Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book.  ;)
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#13
February 25, 2006, 12:15:03 PM
Why  so  negative  my  brother ? :dunno.gif
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#14
February 25, 2006, 12:15:20 PM
Quote from: Toomey on February 25, 2006, 11:39:03 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on February 25, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
Chuck  is  Solid  in  my  book. ;)

Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book.  ;)

Then go play with your barbies...
I wonder if we can get Cheney to take Obama hunting?
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#15
February 25, 2006, 12:52:33 PM
Kids at my school have been talking about Chuck Norris in my Drafting class :-\

It's really gettimg in my nerves.........hahahahaha
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#16
February 25, 2006, 03:25:39 PM Last Edit: February 27, 2006, 04:33:27 PM by Toomey
Quote from: big-daddy on February 25, 2006, 12:15:20 PM
Quote from: Toomey on February 25, 2006, 11:39:03 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on February 25, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
Chuck  is  Solid  in  my  book. ;)

Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book.  ;)
Then go play with your barbies...

As a matter of fact, my Chuck Norris doll killed all my other ones.   ???
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Hoosier Daddy

#17
February 25, 2006, 06:40:07 PM
bo knows baseball

chuck knows diesels!

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kfx400rob

#18
February 25, 2006, 09:02:29 PM
Quote from: Toomey on February 25, 2006, 11:39:03 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on February 25, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
Chuck  is  Solid  in  my  book. ;)

Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book.  ;)

chuck norris would roundhouse kick you in the face for that


no one !@#$s with chuck!!!!!!!
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#19
February 26, 2006, 04:12:35 PM
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Toomey

#20
February 26, 2006, 04:50:21 PM
Yeah, well I know it's not butter.  :X
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#21
February 26, 2006, 07:01:37 PM
Quote from: superstar on February 25, 2006, 01:29:02 AM
Last i knew he was sportin an 04 yfz. Bills a super straight shooter and a d**n nice guy, dont believe ive ever seen anything negative from or about him. Dont really understand where all of this comes from??
Quote from: dreth on February 25, 2006, 05:25:21 AM
me too!  dont mess with chuck >:(
Quote from: big-daddy on February 25, 2006, 07:50:34 AM
Before you can mess with Chuck, you have to deal with his friends. ;)
Quote from: WareRacing07 on February 25, 2006, 09:16:43 AM
YEAH!  GRRRRRRRRR >:(
Quote from: Quad32x on February 25, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
Chuck  is  Solid  in  my  book. ;)


I'll have a check in the mail for all of you. ;) In all serious though If someone  had a problem with me I am certain that amongst men we could work or race things out. special thanks to all of ya

Hoosier Daddy

#22
February 27, 2006, 07:14:50 AM
ALL HAIL CHUCK!!  ALL HAIL CHUCK!!!  (chant chant chant)
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#23
February 27, 2006, 09:55:57 AM
I think I just heard on the radio that Chuck Norris will be on US 103.5 tomorrow. I don't know why but they said they will be talking to him.
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#24
March 01, 2006, 08:35:20 AM
Chuck norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just refuses to put up with lactose's Sh*t.

gery350

#25
March 01, 2006, 08:51:52 AM
Quote from: Anoriginal on March 01, 2006, 08:35:20 AM
Chuck norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just refuses to put up with lactose's Sh*t.

lol.  ;D
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#26
March 02, 2006, 05:06:55 PM Last Edit: March 02, 2006, 05:09:01 PM by Thrasher
Chuck Norris seems to be popular in World of Warcraft these days as well.

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The quickest way to a Man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies _the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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