Top 10 ways to be funny guy in the office

[Joedirt]

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if
they don't,   and then punch them in the mouth.

   9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you
the sympathy remarks... tell them how you're just kidding and tell them
that they're all a bunch of queers.

  8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. During the meeting
put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a big loogie. Spit
the custard  into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say,
"Beat that!".

   7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker", then
pee in  his coffee and tell him he needs a good "a** f***ing".
  6. Always walk around with a big smile, and keep one hand down the
front of  your pants.

  5. Answer every question asked to you with "f**k if I know!", then
call the  person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your
nuts.   Get them really sweaty and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

   3. Run down the hall with your d**k out while urinating all over and
yell, "It  won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then when it stops, look down
and   say, "Oh!".

2. Ask to borrow someone's pen, bring it to the bathroom, stick it in
your butt  and return it and tell the person to smell it. When they tell you that
it smells bad   say, "Well, it should! I had it in my a**!"

  1. Sh*t on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it tell  them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up and
realize that their  hand is full of sh*t, laugh and point.

[Seabee]

#2 is my favorite. I'm gonna try it on Monday.

[Ida_Mann]

these were meant to be funny?

honestly, I found them amusing, but grating on the funny bone awful quick.

but I guess kinda funny in a stiffler kinda way.

party on f***ers 

Id@

[enniehall]

We need to rename this as Top 10 ways to get fired while being a total Jackass!

Pretty good though!

[Brute Force]

We need to rename this as Top 10 ways to get fired while being a total Jackass!

Pretty good though!

I agree.