Guns & Doctors

[IXIswamperIXI]

 Doctors
(A) The number of  physicians in the U.S.  is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths  caused by Physicians
per year  are 
120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per  physician 
is 
0.171
Statistics courtesy of  U.S. Dept of
Health and Human 
Services.

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Now think about  this: 
Guns
(A) The number of gun  owners in the U.S.

is 
80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80  million) 

(B)The number of accidental gun  deaths 
per year, all age  groups, 
is 
1,500.
(C) The number of  accidental deaths
per gun  owner 
is
..0000188
Statistics courtesy of  FBI 

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So, statistically, 
doctors are  approximately
9,000 times more  dangerous than gun  owners. 

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Remember, 'Guns don't  kill people, doctors  do.' 

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A  GUN, 
BUT
Almost everyone has at  least one doctor.
This means
You are over 9,000 times  more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun  owner!!! 

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Out of concern 
for the public at  large, 
We withheld the statistics  on
lawyers
for fear the shock would  cause 
people to panic and seek medical  attention!   

[TNTaylor]

Makes me nervous.... I definitely have too many doctors. 

[AintSkeered]

OK, then next time you're sick, avoid those Death Panels and take your uninsured arses down to your local gun shop, thus sparing taxpayers the burden!  

[KFX400 NPR]

 

[IXIswamperIXI]

 <sofa peeky> LOL

[Mudneck]

Obamas got me covered. I just go to the ER & tell them to send him the bill

[AintSkeered]

We keep that Express Pass to the Death Panel and the rusty, square needles readily-available for you, bud! Oh, and we don't need no damn government oversight to better serve you. We have our own patient services(complaint) department, headed by Helen Wait. Got a complaint, you can just go to Helen Wait! And, our docs use two fingers while doing your prostate exam so you automatically get a second opinion.

[ShortBusHEMI]

just realized i have too many doctors and not enough guns! hahaha

[buythisatvstuff]

Let's not forget that if Obama gets his way we'll be FORCED to buy insurance like it or need it or not. That means the middle class will have less control and less money. It's like being forced to play Russian roulette and being charged for every pull of the trigger !


Midterms were a good start now let's finish the job in 2012 !

[FishaHallic]

Let's not forget that if Obama gets his way we'll be FORCED to buy insurance like it or need it or not. That means the middle class will have less control and less money. It's like being forced to play Russian roulette and being charged for every pull of the trigger !


Midterms were a good start now let's finish the job in 2012 !

When did you get released?

[Anoriginal]

Let's not forget that if Obama gets his way we'll be FORCED to buy insurance like it or need it or not. That means the middle class will have less control and less money. It's like being forced to play Russian roulette and being charged for every pull of the trigger !


Midterms were a good start now let's finish the job in 2012 !

At least the federal suits by several states seem to be gaining traction. The healthcare reform he and his idiots forced through is a debacle. Reform is needed. Everyone agrees on that. But, not in the economic disasterous way they've promoted.

[IXIswamperIXI]

 President Obama asked a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead how much it would cost to have sex with them.
The redhead said, "$200".
The blonde said, "$100".
The brunette replied, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get your d*** as hard as the times we're livin in now & keep it risin like gas prices & screw me the way you have the retirees, it won't cost you a cent!       

[buythisatvstuff]

LMAO !!!!!!!