Horse thieves

[FishaHallic]

Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."

[buythisatvstuff]

It was incomplete so I corrected you  

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican - responsible for working and paying taxes to pay the cops to catch them, build the jail to house them, the officers to watch them, and the cooks to feed them, while the other theiving democrats cried about what type of home they came from and why they should be excused for their crimes and at the same time asking for billions in "stimulus" money to give to corrupt organizations like acorn to make sure these theives continued to vote democrat."

Glad I could be instrumental in showing your your mistake and correcting it  

[TNTaylor]

I always look forward to new jokes being posted but this one reads like something a kid would post.  It's not funny and only intended to offend.  Come on Fish you're a smart guy, I know you have better stuff than this.

[DALEQUAD]

I always look forward to new jokes being posted but this one reads like something a kid would post.  It's not funny and only intended to offend.  Come on Fish you're a smart guy, I know you have better stuff than this.

obvious republican...  ITS A JOKE MAN

[AintSkeered]

Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Republican?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Republicans," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were fertilizer salesmen?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Democrat."

So, there you have it, fair and balanced, right?

[DALEQUAD]

Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Republican?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Republicans," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were fertilizer salesmen?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Democrat."

So, there you have it, fair and balanced, right?

obvious independant   JUST JOKES MAN 

[buythisatvstuff]

yep gotta love those good jokes.......... like this one


The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.

and this one

how are obama and Lincoln alike ? Lincoln suffered from a great depression. obama caused a great depression.

[TNTaylor]

yep gotta love those good jokes.......... like this one


The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.

and this one

how are obama and Lincoln alike ? Lincoln suffered from a great depression. obama caused a great depression.

Now those were funny.     I know a good joke when I read one.