How to satisfy a man

Started by bareback, August 27, 2009, 08:55:47 PM

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How to Make a Woman Happy



 
It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:



 
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7.. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 

 
 



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2... Bring beer









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Subject: How to make a woman happy......
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Make sure to follow all the way to the bottom...




How to Make a Woman Happy



 
It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:



 
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7.. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 

 
 



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2... Bring beer









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AintSkeered

#1
Correction:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Keep his food sac full
2. Keep his other sac empty.
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Quote from: AintSkeered on August 28, 2009, 10:39:57 AM
Correction:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Keep his food sac full
2. Keep is other sac empty.


Well Bareback's #1 should lead to your #2 and Bareback's #2 should lead to your #1
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Quote from: Da_Mtg_Man on August 28, 2009, 01:05:21 PM
So, When ya coming over? Oh yeah, Amstel light please...... ;D

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