December Rides

Joedirt · April 13, 2009, 09:32:55 PM

Always Start out like seeing an old friend from years back as you roll into camp and make the big circle turn and find your place to park and set up......you hop out and see Stinky has given the property a fine new hair cut.....you know..it is the calm before the storm....soon all your people will be rolling in ..and the hooting and hollering will begin...one after another until everyone is there. Cracking refreshments hugs and hand shakes.....soon someone starts Blarging about getting on the trail , so it almost time to ride.

Who wants to continue this story?....

kawGIRL · April 13, 2009, 10:44:37 PM

Ah, the sound of all the quads cranking up, the dewalt blasting out some tunes, the anticipation of the destination. Will it be the N/W area then to 4 mile mudhole or maybe the spillway via redneck beach. Hell it's all good, who cares, lets ride !

Jeff

Keeter · April 14, 2009, 08:57:54 AM

Then there is that one person screaming "Wait for me, I gotta pee" . Everyone is then ready to ride. The one guy with the GPS is setting a new course. The whole crew then rolls out about a quater mile and then stops for a pee break and this gives the stragglers a chance to catch up. The one guy that likes to do wheelies is showing his stuff while the other wannabe wheelie-ers try but fail. We recheck are coolers and the straps that are holding them down then the guy with the GPS says "LET'S RIDE". Off we go.

Mudneck · April 14, 2009, 09:10:41 AM

Than everyones ready to turn out onto the trail & Kawgirls phone rings..............Wait for me Im lost

The beverages pop & the trail goes silent from the machines getting shut down

05greengriz · April 14, 2009, 03:20:31 PM

Then about the time its ready to go again, you hear Hey Yall.... Watch this.

digginfool · April 14, 2009, 05:34:32 PM

So after watching numbnuts wipe out his machine, you are finally so disgusted that you take off along with a couple of your closest buddies, vowing to never participate in a large group ride again.

kawGIRL · April 14, 2009, 07:03:27 PM

~~HA~~ obviously you have never ridden with the FMR's

Continuing on.....

So after we watch Art Shiverize his Rhino :Y.... Sheby needs to take a pause for the cause.
Now we are off again headed down the trail for Pot Hammock.

Keeter · April 14, 2009, 07:23:32 PM

Along the way the water is getting deep in some areas. Some go around while others plow right through the water. With every ride there is always some who dare to go deep. Well,this ride is no exception. Needles to say an hour is spent draining and drying the either the Rhino or the Vinson.

Mudneck · April 14, 2009, 07:44:04 PM

Here comes ZIN on the KAWI, Hell yea! Its over he handlebars and im still going........... RTR

it sputters but continues through. Now the rest of his outfit is wet & matches the spillage around his collar from chugging beverages..

05greengriz · April 15, 2009, 11:07:35 AM

Then BigDog proceeds to say this way and before you know it he has made yet another trail that somehow ends up taking us right to Cliff's place.

Joedirt · April 16, 2009, 09:25:24 PM

By this time everyone is feeling good.....sky is wide open...you stand up as you ride and see a snake of red tail lights throught the swamp and tall grass in front of you.....you take a count and realize wow that is 30 plus bikes...life is good

05greengriz · April 16, 2009, 09:32:56 PM

As the night has progressed, you suddenly see that your beer cooler is getting emptier so you collect your thoughts and think to yourself what a ride so far. Zooming through a cloud of dust, the next destination you come to is.............

Mudneck · April 16, 2009, 10:32:11 PM

Redneck beach. But as you dismount only half your group is with you. Swamprat is in the reclined position,Sheldons asking for a cold Mountain water, Custom wiping the dust off Shortcut & Kawgirl turn up the tunes and all you here is quads racing feverishly in the distance.

Why because PURELOGIG

had to pull a Mcgiver on his quad blocking the trail while he fixed his 125, and than insisted he knew how to get to Redneck beach and than took off in the direction of

Keeter · April 17, 2009, 08:38:44 AM

Camp because we heard that Kaw3604x4 had a tumble near camp. Zin being the great guy he is volunteers to ride ahead and check on him. The rest of us decide to go back and check to see if Raca65 is still stuck. In the pitch darkness we can see his orange rest out in the middle of the pond. Half of us stay and start a fire while the other half ventures out to him to attempt an all out tug of war with the buggy. Someone breaks out the bottle of Jack and then..

Mudneck · April 17, 2009, 10:33:18 AM

...We all sit back & say what kind of DUMB ASH Racca is.....HA!~ and for a brief second the buggy moves forward than comes to a ............

(should we make this a picture story) ?

Keeter · April 17, 2009, 11:38:40 AM

Quote from: bushwacker on April 17, 2009, 10:33:18 AM
...We all sit back & say what kind of DUMB ASH Racca is.....HA!~ and for a brief second the buggy moves forward than comes to a ............

(should we make this a picture story) ?

If ya got'em post'em.

zin · June 02, 2009, 10:42:01 PM

zin · June 02, 2009, 10:45:46 PM

Keeter · June 02, 2009, 11:06:40 PM

Awesome day. Thanks Zin for the memory.

zin · June 03, 2009, 11:37:57 PM