Riddle

[shogun323]

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?








































Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!!!!!!

[eldiablo64]

lmao I was gonna say WAKE UP

[Fox17]

lol

[VForcedave]

Thats just not right. Everbody knows the Merry Go Round goes clockwise, so the drop off is NOT on the left side, its on the RIGHT. That makes the Ostriches being chased by the lion on your left. Who cares about the Gazelles, their a bunch of sissies anyway, they are afraid of the Merkats.

Lets have another beer. <n :Tanaparty>

[P.J.]

Catch the first flight out of africa? : 

[P.J.]

I guess my answer would of been better if I read further down on the post.

[gearhead400]

hahah i still liked your answer. funny riddle