porn at the pumps

Da_Mtg_Man · May 03, 2008, 02:40:17 PM

Did you guys hear on the news that gas stations are going to start playing short porn clips at the gas pumps?

That way you can watch someone else getting screwed at the same time as you are.

Mudneck · May 03, 2008, 03:35:58 PM

dope!

Young Gun · May 03, 2008, 03:59:08 PM

LOL.

gearhead400 · May 03, 2008, 10:01:14 PM

aint that right

foreman1 · May 03, 2008, 10:10:25 PM

I got raped at the diesel pump last night $4.36 gal., didn't even get a thank you.
Felt used , abused ......unappreciated .
Need counseling ....

AintSkeered · May 04, 2008, 01:14:18 AM

It's the least they could do for those prices. but, they need to have "full service".

Turboderf · May 04, 2008, 02:05:35 AM

thats funny

Slick89 · May 04, 2008, 05:33:16 AM

Quote from: AintSkeered on May 04, 2008, 01:14:18 AM
It's the least they could do for those prices. but, they need to have "full service".

hell yeah i agree!

<-----maybe a blonde with short shorts could service my ride!?

pj329 · May 05, 2008, 01:35:11 AM

lovin the blonde idea

FoxHondaRider · May 05, 2008, 01:36:32 AM

haha thats pretty funny, nice one,.. nice one.

ridinjammer4ever89 · May 05, 2008, 01:44:59 AM

GOOD 1...
I PAYED 95 DOLLARS EARLIER TO FILL MY TAHOE... IT SUCKS......

Da_Mtg_Man · May 05, 2008, 01:54:51 AM

I'm with ya bro, We have a Tahoe and an Expedition

Exp = $88.14
Tahoe= 101.70
That was the last fill up. This is every week and every once in a while it's at 5 or 6 days.
These numbers above comes out to $822 a month. Thats freakin disgusting!

FoxHondaRider · May 05, 2008, 02:23:05 AM

Pumps shut off at $75 I guess incase of a run off without paying which doesnt make sense because you have to pay 1st.

Da_Mtg_Man · May 05, 2008, 02:26:26 AM

It's actually based on the limit your bank sets. My debit card runs to $100 but my credit cards keep on going

dynodon · May 07, 2008, 05:19:10 PM

Do you get to make your own selections on which clips to watch
Asian, white, Latin etc. etc.

??

gtnwood · May 07, 2008, 07:28:34 PM

..........Lesbian

AmericanRobster · May 07, 2008, 11:42:11 PM

Great Joke!!!!!

These gas prices are killing everyone. I feel really bad for the truckers that are having to pay outrageous amounts for diesel. For the last 3 days I have been riding with my Dad to work in the company truck so I can save $$$$$$$$$ on gas.

logandzwon · May 08, 2008, 02:17:08 AM

Quote from: gtnwood on May 07, 2008, 07:28:34 PM
..........Lesbian

Lesbian will be there, but you have to be female to get it as a selection. It would be degrading to women if men were watching that.