Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)

450R_Matt · April 19, 2005, 12:36:04 PM

Lets here them.. Heres mine.

Your breath stinks so bad... I dont know if I should give you a Tic Tac or toilet paper.

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gery350 · April 19, 2005, 12:43:16 PM

YOUR MAMA SO DUMB SHE GOT CAUGHT STEALING FREE SAMPLES.

speedman8903 · April 19, 2005, 02:17:08 PM

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!

450R_Matt · April 19, 2005, 02:22:21 PM

If I had a dog with a face like yours... I would shave its butt and make it walk backwards.

speedman8903 · April 19, 2005, 02:24:56 PM

lol

Mars · April 19, 2005, 06:28:26 PM

You must be a special kind of stupid.

450R_Matt · April 19, 2005, 08:29:41 PM

Your Moma's so Fat her blood type is Rockey Road. [smiley=Shocked.gif]

TRX450R_Racer · April 19, 2005, 09:01:39 PM

Are those your legs............or are you riding a chicken?!!!!

MadMudder · April 19, 2005, 09:07:19 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Honda328i · April 20, 2005, 06:39:57 AM

Yo mamma is so fat that when she gets in an elevator and pushes the "up" button, instead she goes down.

Da_Mtg_Man · April 20, 2005, 07:08:16 AM

Your mama is so fat that when she fell down and broke her leg, Grease poored out.

apkkfx400 · April 20, 2005, 07:49:32 AM

your mama is so fat, she went bungee jumping and landed in hell.

Honda328i · April 20, 2005, 08:01:43 AM

Ever heard the saying?
Queer as a $3 bill? Well, here it is

450R_Matt · April 20, 2005, 08:01:55 AM

Your moma is so poor... I saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was doing? She said.. Im moving

yunt2ride · April 20, 2005, 08:14:24 AM

You momma so ugly she looks like the south bound of a north bound jackass.

TRX350_On_The_Rack · April 20, 2005, 09:35:57 AM

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Ida_Mann · April 20, 2005, 10:03:48 AM

You got a face that would make a train back up and take the dirt road.

Id@

Chela · April 20, 2005, 01:33:54 PM

QuoteLets here them.. Heres mine.

Your breath stinks so bad... I dont know if I should give you a Tic Tac or toilet paper.

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Too Funny

Chela · April 20, 2005, 01:36:16 PM

Yo momma is so fat, God couldn't even lift her spirits...

Yo momma is so fat, she goes out in high heels and comes back in flip flops.

Kawa3 · April 20, 2005, 02:03:30 PM

change topic to yo momma jokes?

Kawa3 · April 20, 2005, 02:10:30 PM

you like your women like you like you pizza, cold, greasy,and left over

CAOSPOP · April 20, 2005, 04:32:41 PM

Your village called there missing an IDIOT.

CAOSPOP · April 20, 2005, 04:33:13 PM

Your not the brightest crayon in the box are ya ?
Your not the sharpest knife in thr drawer...
Your not the shartest tool in the shed...
Did your mother ever have any kids that lived...

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CAOSPOP · April 20, 2005, 04:40:47 PM

I buy you pens,paper,and pencils, Isend you to school and what do you do ? You eat the erasers !!!

MadMudder · April 20, 2005, 07:48:09 PM

yo mamma is so fat her ass has it's own zip code

yo mamma is so dumb she tripped over a parked school bus

Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)

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