OFFEND EVERYONE

yfz450psycho · March 19, 2008, 07:24:27 PM

OFFEND EVERYONE!
>
>What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
>
>Juan on Juan
>
>What is a Yankee?
>
>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
>
>What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
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>The position of the dirt bag
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>Why is divorce so expensive?
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>Because it's worth it.
>
>What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
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>Doughnuts
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>Why is air a lot like sex?
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>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
>
>What do you call a smart blonde?
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>A golden retriever.
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>What do attorneys use for birth control?
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>Their personalities.
> ;
>What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
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>10 years and 45 lbs
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>What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
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>45 minutes
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>What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
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>Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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>Why do men want to marry virgins?
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>They can't stand criticism
>
>Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
>good-looking?
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>Because those men already have boyfriends.
>
>What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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>After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
>
>What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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>The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
>driving.
>
>Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
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>Because they have cotton balls.
>
>What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
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>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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>What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
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>"Are you sure it's mine?"
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>Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
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>Mace will do that to you.
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>Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
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>Everyone has the same DNA.
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>Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
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>Breasts don't have eyes.
>
>Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
>Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
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>Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>
>Where does an Irish family go on vaca tion?
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>A different bar.
>
>Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
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>They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
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>What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
>other?
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>A speech impediment.
>
>What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
>half-mast?
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>They're hiring.
>
>What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
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>A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
>along with... "a recipe".
>
>How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
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>Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>
>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale?
>
>A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale
>begins
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>"Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t....
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>Why is there no Disneyland in China?
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>No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

~Demon_Boy250X~ · March 19, 2008, 07:28:00 PM

LMAO some of those were hilarious!

yfz450psycho · March 19, 2008, 08:02:35 PM

YEA SOME REALY FUNNY POST THE ONES YOU LOVE

predatorracer8 · March 24, 2008, 06:18:18 PM

>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale?
>
>A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale
>begins
>
>"Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t....

i like this one lmao.

lil fat rider · March 26, 2008, 05:29:39 PM

>Why is there no Disneyland in China?
>
>No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

lmfao

Kelli415 · March 28, 2008, 10:24:07 AM

Quote from: predatorracer8 on March 24, 2008, 06:18:18 PM
>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale?
>
>A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale
>begins
>
>"Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t....

i like this one lmao.

haha i was like.. wtf i dont get it..
because i wasnt reading the last part "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t...." lol

shogun323 · March 28, 2008, 06:56:23 PM

Quote from: Kelli415 on March 28, 2008, 10:24:07 AM
haha i was like.. wtf i dont get it..
because i wasnt reading the last part "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t...." lol

I don't think I would be admitting that darling.........

Kelli415 · March 28, 2008, 07:16:30 PM

Quote from: shogun323 on March 28, 2008, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: Kelli415 on March 28, 2008, 10:24:07 AM
haha i was like.. wtf i dont get it..
because i wasnt reading the last part "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t...." lol

I don't think I would be admitting that darling.........

haha its' ok
(:

im confident today
i learned a new line dance.(: