sugar in my tank

Started by skizzfry, April 02, 2005, 01:09:09 PM

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o4250

#25
April 15, 2005, 06:35:49 PM
Do it with his girlfriend ;)

mainetoo2005

#26
April 15, 2005, 06:48:16 PM
QuoteNaaah, just act like nothin ever happened and you know nothing about it. Turkey season rolls around offer to take him huntin and let him wear your red dew rag, let him do all the callin.

And let him carry the decoys with the heads sticking out. Let him play with your gobble call. (That dosen't sound right! lol)

Da_Mtg_Man

#27
April 15, 2005, 06:50:39 PM
QuoteDo it with his girlfriend ;)

lol... thats bad bro.
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WidowMaker

#28
April 16, 2005, 06:24:49 PM
Quotelol... thats bad bro.
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But its the best idea yet....well depends on what she looks like

MadMudder

#29
April 16, 2005, 06:53:29 PM
QuoteWhat you do Skiz is somehow get under his hood and dump about 5lbs of sugar in his oil. It will run great until he shuts it off and it cools down. Then it will turn to concrete.  ;D
Paybacks a b%$ch.
Oh yea. That or plant a bomb under his car....

 Mabye that is a little too extreme.. Ya think Also you could take paint stripper and write not a very nice person on the side of his car and the paint will come off like that.
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MadMudder

#30
April 16, 2005, 06:54:29 PM
It shoudn't say not a very nice person it should say @$$ hole
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raptor426

#31
April 24, 2005, 06:10:49 PM
QuoteDo it with his girlfriend ;)
I like the way you think ;D
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timdog

#32
April 30, 2005, 05:57:00 AM
Screw all that high cost damage...it'll just end you up in the clink (jail)...or shot (a little worse)
Get some deer piss in a bottle and put it on his door handle...low cost...non-destructive and very effective.

I like the girlfriend thing also...picture please.

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mainetoo2005

#33
April 30, 2005, 06:57:20 AM
Who you gonna get to hold the deers winkie?

timdog

#34
April 30, 2005, 07:37:43 AM
 :o
LOL
Damn dude...I was talking about some hunters scent.  But if you want to try to hold a deers winkie, I'm thinking you'll have a pissed off deer...unless it's a gay man loving deer.
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yunt2ride

#35
April 30, 2005, 08:40:53 AM
wrap a piece of tape around his driveshaft ( if its rear wheel drive ) be sure to let a piece about 4 inches long flop around loosely.
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raptor426

#36
April 30, 2005, 08:46:43 AM
QuoteWho you gonna get to hold the deers winkie?

LOL ;D
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mainetoo2005

#37
April 30, 2005, 09:18:58 AM
Quotewrap a piece of tape around his driveshaft ( if its rear wheel drive ) be sure to let a piece about 4 inches long flop around loosely.

Now THAT will really piss the deer off!

96 warrior

#38
April 30, 2005, 08:31:50 PM
bleach in the gas tank ;D
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timdog

#39
April 30, 2005, 08:37:22 PM
QuoteNow THAT will really piss the deer off!


Now that thar is funny...

z400stunter

#40
May 01, 2005, 02:31:08 PM
I'm a auto tech also. I say do the brake fluid, bang his g/f, and after like 2 years beat the crap outta him.  HAHAHAHAHA
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#41
May 05, 2005, 07:23:51 AM
Smother peanut butter all over the radiator then sit back and wait for it to overheat
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#42
May 05, 2005, 02:37:31 PM
arif (reefer650) likes to rub peanut butter all over his a$$ and watch something else overheat
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bigsteve

#43
May 26, 2005, 11:08:49 PM Last Edit: May 26, 2005, 11:10:58 PM by bigsteve
What I like is go to the auto parts store buy A lockable gas tank cap take his old one off put the lockable one one and here is the kicker break the key key off inside the lock.He'll get A big suprise when he needs gas.  [smiley=EvilSmile.gif]


And another one but does'nt harm anyone is:You know those little cards that fall out of magazines for sudscriptions.Take those,and find out his address and fill out as many as you can.(no postage!)And check the box bill me later.Try to find mags. like Playgirl or some Homo. mags.He'll bang his head againest the wall trying to cancel them all. [smiley=banghead.gif] [smiley=EvilSmile.gif] [smiley=EvilSmile.gif] [smiley=EvilSmile.gif] [smiley=EvilSmile.gif]


O' don't forget about his girlfriend [smiley=kiss.gif]If you know what I mean [smiley=Wink.gif]


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#44
May 27, 2005, 05:04:57 AM
Take it as a lesson learned . I noticed you said he KEPT slipping on the rent. Find a roommate that makes alot of money.

SwampRat

#45
May 27, 2005, 05:56:13 AM
Use bailing wire to attach a fish to his exhaust headers.  Ever try and get burnt fish smell out of a car?  You can't.  

Sugar may not work in the gas tank, but sand does.

I'd still do it with his girlfriend.  She must like you if she called to warn you ;)
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#46
May 27, 2005, 03:07:59 PM
Stupid question... But did you ever run on reserve during the time that your pal put the sugar till the time you discovered it? It could be that the sugar was in the reserve area and under the reach of the main supply.  Sugar is devastating to the engine when it hardens!
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#47
May 31, 2005, 07:09:31 PM
This guy will find out on his own that the world is round.........................but you could always cover his car with frosted flakes and let the morning dew soften them up on his paint for ya............have you ever tried to get a dried frosted flake out of a cereal bowl ??? :) :) ;D :o :o :o

2Raptors

#48
June 01, 2005, 07:18:15 PM
Quoteyou could always cover his car with frosted flakes...........have you ever tried to get a dried frosted flake out of a cereal bowl ??? :) :) ;D :o :o :o
Not to mention all the Gull crap :o.

LakeMaryKid

#49
June 01, 2005, 09:12:14 PM
QuoteDo it with his girlfriend ;)

I am with him here, bang his gf a few times. ;)
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