The funniest thing a D.I. said to you

Started by Bigwilly, November 15, 2004, 04:40:23 AM

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Bigwilly

November 15, 2004, 04:40:23 AM
I would have to say "Dont play with my privets" he was talking to a 1 phase privet in the mess hall. ;D  ya we giggled & were in the pit for a while LOL
Ronald Reagan once said "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."

Raptor_Mikey

#1
November 15, 2004, 01:52:40 PM
"Beat your face you maggot"

quads_only

#2
November 15, 2004, 03:22:12 PM
we were at the rifle range and firing . When sgt. laratonda came up to me and yelled hey privates pay attention to this four eyed freak HE CAN REALLY SHOOT! I was the series high shooter.

  I didnt really think there were too many ex marines on here.  COOL.
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Asphaltdragon

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November 15, 2004, 03:51:21 PM
you gotta hit that one with some speed... ;D
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LIV2RIDE

#4
November 15, 2004, 07:00:14 PM
Phase 3 about 2 weeks from Grad. I got caught biting my fingernail while D.I.SSGT PIGFORD was try to teach a little class. He called me up to the front with him in front of the whole platoon and he said  >:("Does that finger taste good"? >:( I say (being a smarta.s.s.)"Yes Sir". He said "Good, cause I'll have a bite too" and he bit the side of my pinky finger off :'( and spit it out on the floor. :o Then he said "go sit down". We finished the class and got back to attention on "THE LINE".
My finger was bleeding and making a mess on the floor. He came by and looked at it and told me to go get some alcohol. When I came back with it he made me hold my hand out while he slowly poured the whole bottle on my finger. Then, he threw the bottle down down and said  >:("Now clean up this mess". >:(

So, I guess the funniest thing I ever heard a D.I. say would have to be   "Does that finger taste good"?  ;D

Funny thing is I never stopped biting my nails after that. ;)
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Bigwilly

#5
November 15, 2004, 07:07:26 PM
Dude ur hardcore !!! how many played indy 500 in thew squad bay with the bunks ???
Ronald Reagan once said "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."

Bigwilly

#6
November 15, 2004, 07:08:44 PM
Quoteyou gotta hit that one with some speed... ;D
Dude i'm not a D.I. but that s**t is funny now that i think about it again LOL ROTF
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quads_only

#7
November 15, 2004, 07:14:37 PM
what about the scuzz rag bulkhead?  anyone did this?
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LIV2RIDE

#8
November 15, 2004, 07:18:37 PM
Quotewhat about the scuzz rag bulkhead?  anyone did this?


Alright! All this is starting to bring back some memories.

We had drag races with the scuzz rags after 3 or 4 trash cans filled with water had been pushed over, of course.
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#9
November 15, 2004, 07:23:29 PM
lol lol lol    memories man that is funny as hell, strange how a lot of people share common memories and dont even realize it ;D
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Bigwilly

#10
November 15, 2004, 07:23:56 PM
How bout the march to the rifle range from 2ND batt  ?? when we got there the SDI said we looked like we needed water so we ALL drank till well you know rest if you were there
Ronald Reagan once said "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."

Bigwilly

#11
November 15, 2004, 07:25:29 PM
o i got 1 !!!! "GET YOUR FOOT LOCKER & GET ON LINE NOW"  "READY DUMP" THATS GOOD STUFF
Ronald Reagan once said "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."

LIV2RIDE

#12
November 15, 2004, 07:28:05 PM
QuoteHow bout the march to the rifle range from 2ND batt  ??

NOW THAT SUCKED!!

Were yall ever threatened with this one? "I'm going to march yall rightout into the marsh like D.I. so-and-so did to his whole platoon back in some year long ago."
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#13
November 15, 2004, 07:29:27 PM
I left my lock undone on my footlocker when i had fire watch and our senior busted me spent breakfast on the quarter deck bend and thrust.    best time of my life  lol ;)
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LIV2RIDE

#14
November 15, 2004, 07:30:17 PM
Please tell me no one on here was a "SCRIBE" or a "HOUSE-MOUSE".

 They were the b.i.t.c.h. boys in our platoon
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#15
November 15, 2004, 07:32:08 PM
we had a guy name of fratacia that ran out the door when we met our di s  They told him that same story in front of us and he came back!  I felt bad for that kid
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#16
November 15, 2004, 07:35:37 PM
QuotePlease tell me no one on here was a "SCRIBE" or a "HOUSE-MOUSE".

 They were the b.i.t.c.h. boys in our platoon

Not here,   they didnt even know my name till 3rd phase , they called me private sneaky. ;)
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Bigwilly

#17
November 16, 2004, 05:10:50 PM
QuotePlease tell me no one on here was a "SCRIBE" or a "HOUSE-MOUSE".

 They were the b.i.t.c.h. boys in our platoon

not here !!
Ronald Reagan once said "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."

CamoPrairie

#18
November 18, 2004, 04:04:22 PM
(1) DI told the "suicide recruit" how to properly cut his wrist.  (2) DI told the "nasty recruit" to stop his F@#$%# scratching                                                                        - There are tons of funny a$$ stories too                                                                        

CamoPrairie

#19
November 18, 2004, 06:35:54 PM
no scribe or mouse here

CamoPrairie

#20
November 18, 2004, 06:42:37 PM
remember this? - standing on line in the squadbay and smiling at the guy across from you who was getting his a$$ chewed by the DI - and the getting caught by the DI you didn't see - QUARTERDECK NOW! - and how about that that show on History channel MAILCALL

Anoriginal

#21
March 28, 2008, 12:14:01 PM
This is a very old thread.

NYRAPTOR

#22
March 28, 2008, 04:08:16 PM
liv2ride was the first mod. then dmh, then me. geez this is old but funny.

gtnwood

#23
March 28, 2008, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Anoriginal on March 28, 2008, 12:14:01 PM
This is a very old thread.
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