I'm confused LEVEL RED OR ORANGE?

[Mudneck]

You guys are hysterical! I am flying out to Puerto Rico tomorrow AM. I will keep my eyes peeled for Arabs eating empanemas prior to flight.

[SomBch]

watch for the ones with a fresh chicarone, grease fingers are the first sign of an extremist.

[dirt digger]

i amvery lightened up. fox news is a legitamate news channel just like cnn,cbs,abc,nbc, etc. why that comment and what did it mean? look i came here for off road talk....... but if politics is your pleasure(it is mine) then i will engage.

[05greengriz]

EZ Dirt,  :T

[bigscrub79]

i amvery lightened up. fox news is a legitamate news channel just like cnn,cbs,abc,nbc, etc. why that comment and what did it mean? look i came here for off road talk....... but if politics is your pleasure(it is mine) then i will engage.

I dont believe this was meant to be a political debate. It was simply a way to laugh. Dont take things so seriously on here. And like 05greengrizz said we are like one big family and anyone on here will help you out. So just join in and laugh and joke, but mostly just have fun here.


Oh yeah and this is a freakin hillarious thread. And please beware of the little sheet heads with bottles of liquid with them. I bet the inflight snack gets stopped when a Macgyver style terrorist figures out how to make a bomb out of peanuts, a napkin, a skymall magazine and half a can of coke.

[dirt digger]

im good really. this site is awsome. and i like the diversity of topics. i harbor no animosity. :-*you are good people!!

[SomBch]

yeah, cause Ive only got 30minutes till lock down, thats when the warden says " lights out" so I got to gets my fun time in!!

[05greengriz]

im good really. this site is awsome. and i like the diversity of topics. i harbor no animosity. :-*you are good people!!

Look at there, 3rd post is a charm

[SomBch]

now, back to the action............

[Sleazy_Rider78]

Dirt, we are just having a little fun.  Momma says laughter is the best medicine (in a Forrest Gump voice).

On another note, when I originally read your screen name I thought it was Dirk Diggler, from Boogey Nights.  I guess its getting late and my brain is shutting down.

[SomBch]

Ive read that grief is natures strongest aphrodiziac. I dont know if that pertains to this I just figured I throw that out there,

[dirt digger]

it maynot have meant to be a political thread but starting with the first post especially ,,,it became political. im not going to run this in the ground, its been fun . great site.

[bigscrub79]

Ive read that grief is natures strongest aphrodiziac. I dont know if that pertains to this I just figured I throw that out there,

So you recommend funerals for picking up chicks as opposed to weddings?

[SomBch]

oh yeah man, thats like shootin fish in a bucket

[dirt digger]

big scrub. now that was funny. peanuts and coke.

[Sleazy_Rider78]

Since this thread seems to have taken a more serious turn, I have begun to realize how serious this situation is.  I have now taken my computer under my desk and am typing while in the fetal position.  I have completely wrapped myself in bubble wrap and have shaved my entire body.  This is what the homeland security website has instructed me to do in situations like this.

[UncleRico]

I think the point that DirtDigger was trying to make was....


Dirt Digger : The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Uncle Rico: Ooooooh.

Dirt Digger: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

KawGirl: Lighten up, Francis.

[SomBch]

theres nothing like a shorn scrotum I can assure you!!

[SomBch]

I think the point that DirtDigger was trying to make was....

"Any of yous guys touch my stuff........and I'll kill ya"

sgt hulka does this mean where done for the day?

[kawGIRL]

I was just informed that it's time to be affraid again.

The Brits issued a security alert...(The Brits, the same guy's who shot an electrician in the tubes for being a terrorist, only he wasn't a terrorist. Yeah, the same guys that said Saddam had WMD's)


What level are we at, I'm hearing conflicting reports. RED OR ORANGE?

homeland security is not a laughing matter. no one is asking anyone to be scared. just aware. what the brits did today was prevent another major terrorist attack on our people and theirs. laugh and joke all you want.fortunately our government(whos job is to protect us from enemies both foriegn and domestic) takes this stuff more seriously than you. as far as the electrician being shot accidentally, war is not pretty. i just wonder if you posted when fellow americans were being burned and dragged in the streets. or if you posted when nick bergs head was severed orn if you posted when paul johnson was beheaded. just wondering because im new here and i dont know anyone.......

Thanks for the buzz kill.  Of course this is no laughing matter, I take these things very seriously.  Thats why I have wrapped myself in bubble wrap. 

Watch out   I LOVE popping bubble wrap

[SomBch]

isnt that like sometype of gitmo death torture

[UncleRico]

I'm trying to be serious here, and you guys are turning this into some sorta JOKE OFF.


Homeland Security is no laughing matter...."You're doin a helluva a job Brownie"

[Sleazy_Rider78]

Aren't you a married woman Kawgirl?

[kawGIRL]

Aren't you a married woman Kawgirl?

Now that has nothing to do with this thread.....lets not change the subject

[SomBch]

monogamy is nothing to kid about!
although a kid usuallly is the results