World's shortest fairy tale.

[renmus]

 

ONCE UPON A TIME, A GUY ASKED A GIRL, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
THE GIRL SAID, "NO!"
AND THE GUY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, AND WENT FISHING AND HUNTING.
PLAYED GOLF A LOT, DRANK BEER, AND HAD PILES OF MONEY, AND HE FARTED
WHENEVER HE WANTED.

  THE END

[gery350]

oh man thats a good one.
but i think he would have lived happily ever after regardless.
the other stuff was just a  bonus(hunting fishing, farting, etc)

[Alba450]

Hahaha....So funny I forgot to laugh :R

[Chevy1500z71]

u need to add scratch were it itches infront of farted alot

[grizrida660]

lmao lmao lmao lmao bonuses...rightt!