my wife left me

Started by geektrx, March 05, 2006, 02:01:37 PM

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geektrx

March 05, 2006, 02:01:37 PM
My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but
I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
Yes, I do talk to myself, it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation. There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and the only trait that separates the two is the amount of pay.

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March 05, 2006, 02:04:16 PM
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March 05, 2006, 02:12:09 PM
need more than a 12 pack for ur beer goggles to work  i myself never went to bed with an ugly woman but woke up with a few
if u can't be good be good at it
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