Bowl movements

Started by geektrx, March 05, 2006, 02:00:26 PM

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An old man goes to see the doctor.
"it's about my bowel movements..." says the old man.
"Are they loose?" asks the doctor.
"No" says the old man.
"Are you constipated then?" asks the doctor.
"No" says the old man, "Regular as clockwork, that's me!" he continues. "You can set your watch by it....eight o'clock every morning without fail."
"So what's the problem?" asks the doctor.
"I don't wake up till nine!"
Yes, I do talk to myself, it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation. There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and the only trait that separates the two is the amount of pay.

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