Fireman

Started by Brute Force, January 11, 2006, 11:17:47 AM

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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station, when he notices the little girl next door in a little red wagon.
The wagon has tiny ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks!" the little girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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oh that's just wrong,,,,and hurts.

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wow lol thats just wrong
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bigscrub79

Now thats funny i dont care who you are.  Someone found a useful purpose for a cat. :o
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good one still laughin
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