poem for Tookie

Honda328i · December 19, 2005, 01:50:41 PM

I'm loving it! Of course, now the Hollywood Freaks will undoubtedly make a movie about this animal and give him a star on the Walk of Shame.

Twas several nights before Christmas and all through San Quentin,,,,,

the crips were protesting, and all liberals were ventin'......

The poisons were hung by the chamber with care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed,

except for Old Tookie, who soon would be ! dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved this momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage with us today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras quickly turned to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence, clutching his books.

Then tears the flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,

On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 12:01 all curled up! like a beetle, Tookie cried like a b!tch as they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!

gery350 · December 19, 2005, 02:15:40 PM

no anti-death penalty here.

he deserved what he got.

ask yourself this: did his victims get what they deserved?

oh yeah i enjoyed the poem.

Honda328i · December 19, 2005, 03:03:49 PM

Quote from: gery350 on December 19, 2005, 02:15:40 PM
no anti-death penalty here.

he deserved what he got.

ask yourself this: did his victims get what they deserved?

oh yeah i enjoyed the poem.

Not my words, just copied here

I agree with you.

Ida_Mann · December 19, 2005, 03:08:28 PM

I'm passing along to my mom,,,,I know she'll love it.

as did I.

Id@

Bigscrb15 · December 19, 2005, 03:14:41 PM

awesome!!

svtbolt04 · December 19, 2005, 06:52:02 PM

Have you guys ever seen Team america? HAHA, that reminded me of the F.A.G... which stood for Film Actors Guild.. That movie was hilarious the first time around.

Honda250ex · January 22, 2006, 10:47:01 PM

SWEET!!!

geektrx · January 26, 2006, 06:05:48 PM

thats kinda wrong but what he did was too