When it Cries

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TRX350_On_The_Rack

October 13, 2005, 08:22:31 AM
This is why God invented menopause.......

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother, "Soon."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"Not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN IT CRIES," she told them.

"WHEN IT CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it CRIES?"..

BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."
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Ida_Mann

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October 13, 2005, 08:52:04 AM
DOH!

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October 18, 2005, 10:03:19 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 05, 2005, 03:16:32 PM
HAHA! thats one of the few jokes i actually do get! :P
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November 06, 2005, 09:39:38 AM
Quote from: Ms.Mud on November 05, 2005, 03:16:32 PM
HAHA! thats one of the few jokes i actually do get! :P

and u acually wonder why? 



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November 06, 2005, 03:20:59 PM
Quote from: mudmonkey on November 06, 2005, 09:39:38 AM
Quote from: Ms.Mud on November 05, 2005, 03:16:32 PM
HAHA! thats one of the few jokes i actually do get! :P

and u acually wonder why? 



I dont get that part, u kno and u actually wonder why?, seriously, i know im a bit ditzy, but i just dont get it!!! ???
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