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be carefull 2 of my friends got dui on atvs zero tolorence from game wardens
i got nailed last night at midnight dropped off the levy at the cross over didnt hassel the cops at all took him to belle glade was only at the bottom of the levy

i am in for the 5.00 a month

try GARMANS in hollywood 1100 front and rear includes bearings and seals been using them for years 954-961-0550 ask for gay tell them that jeep rick sent u  good luck i am restoring a 91 jeep 4.0 410 gears 3 1/2 lift 33 tires from frame up

rebuild it yourself shop manual $50 parts about 600 pist. rings, rod, crank shaft, bearings, upper lower gasket set valve, guides, seat, springs. misc. parts rebuilt my sons 450 foreman complete 750 $ 50 over wisco forged piston and other preformance parts kicks a$$

our prayers from the byars family

your right normally if the front brake is worn it will bcome spongy remember when u adjust your front brakes that u have 2 drum ajusters per brake dont use them unless u have to hondas drum brakes wear quickly i replaced me foreman with disc brakes in front it helped

drain oil remove filter replace filter cover delute new oil with mineral spirits 50-50 run enigine for 1 min drain repeat proceedure  let drain should be good to go have done this for years dont forget to replace filter after 2nd rinse

Rules to live a happy life by
Gene 

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-------- Original Message -------- Subject:  BACK AT YA !!! FW: Mens Rules For Holly
Date:  Thu, 26 May 2005 16:53:05 -0400
From:  Orshefsky <orsh@bellsouth.net>
To:  TAM/KIM ENGLISH <tenglish@bellsouth.net>








 
The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the
time to write this  all down.

Finally, the guys' side of the  story.
(I must admit, it's pretty  good.)

We always hear"the  rules"
from the female side.

Now here are the rules from  the male side.
These are our  rules!
Please  note...
these are all numbered "1"
ON  PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need  it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you  leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports.
It's like the full moon
or the changing of the  tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that  way.

1. Crying is  blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not  work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not  work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost  every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help  solving it.
That's what we  do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1.  A headache that lasts for 17 months is a  problem.
See a  doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months  ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become
null and void  after7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the
Victoria's Secret  girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera  guys.


1. If you think you're fat, you  probably are.
Don 't ask  us.


1. If something we said can be  interpreted two ways
and one of the ways  makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you  want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it  yourself.


1. Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say  during commercials.


1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither  do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows  default settings.
Peach, for example, 
is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the  hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't
want an answer  to,
expect an answer you  don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you  wear
is fine...Really.


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as 
baseball, the shotgun  formation,
or monster trucks.


1. You have enough  clothes.


1.  You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape.
Round is a shape.


1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know,
I have to sleep on the couch  tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give  them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women  as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh



    The person who says it cannot be done should  not interrupt the person who is doing it ....

 

   
    <http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?id=409&amp;lang=9>



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arctic cat 650 10 mph. thats down hill with a tail wind

tekhanto read post 14 public or private he broke the law should be prosicuted not fired not swept under the rug.
if we as members condone any act that that breaks the law (which we do be trying to bury or hide unlawful acts )
or the rules of river ranch we are as guilty as those that break the law. question, what do you teach your children?

mxpunk good lookin bronco shame nobody on this thread has a sense of humor  [smiley=drive.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]

mx punk u talkin to me broncos r nuthin but rust buckets be a man and buy a jeep j/k lol had a 74 bronco II stripped it made a swamp buggie out of it left it at my camp for 10 years never had a problem with it 38" monster mudders with chains (4 cyl. manual )  

here's mine 91 2"lift 31 mts street 31 mud boogers with black rims 50 over 4.0 h.o. injecter kit elect fan 44 dana's 4.88 front and rear dynomax cat back sys. brute force intake screamin demon coil B&M shifter no winch yet $$$$ next
2,581 hp to the wheel lol

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clock stopped already dead lol

epa (derm) is 1 of 2 agencys that make a profit theirs is #1

well put

our refineries r maxed but the treehuggers will not let us build more the gov. wonts to sell closed military bases to build refineries but the epa has made it to costly for the oil co. to build same problem with gulf exploration off the fl. coast EPA. TREE HUGGERS. LA. no sig. pollution and has helped the econ. both in fishing artifital reefs plus jobs in the oil ind.
ps i have worked for a oil company 29 years. 5 more to go YEAH!!!!
 the epa will let us dredge to restore our beaches will destroying our reefs whats wrong with that picture the epa is the most corrupt gov. agency in our gov.look to these agencys to blame not to the busch admin. he has become the enemy to these agency  

4xplay if raunchy red doesnt turn u in i will i also am a deed holder we pay for the right to ride, hunt, fish, build a camp we also help to maintain this area for your info this is member and escorted guests only

i will try 2 help go to my pics, open the album u wish to resize, click on the pic u wont to down size or highlite all pics on last pic right click, left click resize pics left click advanced left click custom, change to 650 or 600, left click box resize original do not make copy enter when finished close then u r good to go good luck

http://download.microsoft.com/download/whistler/Install/2/WXP/EN-US/Imag eResizerPowertoySetup.exe

reply to dgk fwc can ban the whole works all they have to do is declare it inviromently senstive area which they can do wether it be public or private they have done this in other areas throurht the state just ride responsible (everyone) our group will be there this weekend have a good day

    TRY THIS.........

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international
law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for
you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would
not understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do
likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights
and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all it's
officers.

Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability
insurance......and have an accident....

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it
will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the
world... Except right here... Land of the naive.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Mexico....

grizz u r not joking lol will be there early sat morning jukebox has ball practice friday will be to late to leave fr.

Sport 66 well said

bump

invited some guest the last time i went, ask them to ride respon., not to litter was ignored. I didn,t repeat myself just wont invite 2 of them again p.s. ipicked up their trash [smiley=angry2.gif]