Gonorrhea Lectim

Started by kawGIRL, December 12, 2005, 04:21:35 PM

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kawGIRL

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.") Many victims
contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling
of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to
incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography
and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a
strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease
is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and
baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from
a Texas Bush
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bluesman

very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


       
               
           HOPE THERE IS A CURE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigscrb15

lol.

I remember another severe case of this in 1996.
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."

bigscrub79

Quote from: Bigscrb15 on December 12, 2005, 05:37:02 PM
lol.

I remember another severe case of this in 1996.
I believe that strain originated from a Cohiba.
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themensh

Would be funny if you don't remember who was running against Bush.
   But since Bush can not run for re election....this joke was funny a couple years ago (if it was even funny then).
    I do see the humor in the play on words though.......  LOL (not really)