Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding

[CAOSPOP]

 
1. I was sprayed by a skunk.

2. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

3. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

4. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

5. I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

6. I couldn't find my shoes.

7. I hurt myself bowling.

8. I was spit on by a venomous snake.

9. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

10. A hitman was looking for me.

11. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

12. I eloped.

13. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

14. My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

15. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

16. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India (note: she passed away 20 years before).

17. I forgot what day of the week it was.

18. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

19. A tree fell on my car.

20. My monkey died.

[Honda328i]

My personal favorite:

"I found a snake in my engine"  

[SkyHighT100]

My personal favorite:

"I found a snake in my engine"  

Works everytime

[singleshot]

I just tell them I am having eye trouble.





I can't see myself comming to work today!  

[dmljohnson]

i just i have a sleeping dis order......and when you finish start snoreing.................

[kawGIRL]

am having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female  

[inked4life87]

how about,i lost my dog in the everglades and need to go find him,my kids really miss him

[kawGIRL]

Good IDEA!

[CAOSPOP]

My personal favorite:

"I found a snake in my engine"  

Poor thing he was just trying to stay warm.

[yfz450psycho]

tell your boss that you just lack intrest

[Mrs.Nightbreed]

am having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female  

The best part of that one is that either way the boss doesn't want details [smiley=ThumbsUp.gif]

[CAOSPOP]

tell your boss that you just lack intrest

Self explanitory  

[kawGIRL]

Here is a good one...

My solar powered gate opener is dead and I can't get my car out of the driveway untill the sun comes back out  

[BIGWORM3699 ( ECP RACING)]

No excuse just do it. or Im sick, Im sick of being sick and tired

[MuddyGurl101]

Keep make excuses and you won't have a job to pay for your 4-wheeler!

[yfz450psycho]

not if your the boss

[klutchbuster400]

hey anybody have any good excuses for getting out of school early to go riden  

[kawGIRL]

NO! Stay in School and work on that spelling test  

[yfz450psycho]

YEA STAY IN SCHOOL

[klutchbuster400]

i do good in school see school s-c-h-o-o-l lol