Do-It-Yourself Oil Refinery

Asphaltdragon · September 01, 2005, 06:47:47 PM

Well as most of you know I'm not the type to sit around and wait for someone to take the lead. With that in mind, I am proud to announce the Asphaltdragon "Do-It-Yourself Oil Refinery". That's right! No more worries about were your next tank of petrol (gas) will come from.

Just gather up the old oil from the last automobile oil change that's been sitting in the garage, and PRESTO!!! Your got yourself your first batch of good ole' fashion gasoline! Heck, it don't matter what type of oil your working with, even the ladies can get in on this one. Girls imagine surprising your hard working man when he gets home from work with a 6 gallon container of fuel that you converted from the bacon oil/grease that's been sitting under the kitchen sink!!! Now that's what I call Love.....

For only 12 easy payments of $199,999.00 this little wonder can be yours!

Proper safety equipment is necessary, See photo below. Helmet not included.

I wish it could be that easy

If you were around on this site last year you might recognize that picture

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rubicon500kid · September 01, 2005, 07:09:55 PM

lol u got me there i thought u realy could do that lol

Da_Mtg_Man · September 01, 2005, 07:26:52 PM

lol.... I remember that pic.
How long did it take you to build this project?

klutchbuster400 · September 01, 2005, 07:31:14 PM

you can sign me up for it, 12 payments of$ 199,999.00 is cheaper then the price of gas when ill be driving, ill be saving money..........

dreth · September 01, 2005, 07:44:47 PM

how much for the helmet

zilla954 · September 01, 2005, 07:51:09 PM

Can I just come over and use yours? You're a trip!

LakeMaryKid · September 01, 2005, 07:55:03 PM

haha how much for the tongs?

TurboBanshee_kid · September 01, 2005, 07:55:51 PM

2.4millon dollars that's it i will take 5

Qdawg76 · September 01, 2005, 07:58:48 PM

Sign me up for 1 also, the check is in the mail. Thats a good way to keep up some humor about the Gas prices, Thanks

RL400 · September 01, 2005, 08:00:56 PM

Quote from: dreth on September 01, 2005, 07:44:47 PM
how much for the helmet

Atleast someone else was thinking the same as I.

rl.

TRX450R_Racer · September 01, 2005, 09:22:07 PM

It must be a dangerous set up. Al most as dangerous as grilling.

Asphaltdragon · September 02, 2005, 10:02:15 AM

yeah that is a dangerous set up. If you want the helmet it will cost you $1000.00 just cause it was worn be me

But seriously, I happened to be watching a program this morning that featured a guy who make whats called Biodiesel. So what I was joking about yesterdday is actually possible. He used new or used vegetable oil to make a fuel that can be burned in a diesel engine!

Do a google search on biodiesel

TRX350_On_The_Rack · September 02, 2005, 10:03:45 AM

I built one of those years ago and sold it to Saudis for $50.00. I'm beginning to think I got ripped

TRX450R_Racer · September 02, 2005, 11:35:24 AM

http://www.greasecar.com/ Check it out. Make your diesel run on vegitable oil.

stump66 · September 02, 2005, 01:37:59 PM

There are a few places you can get the equipment to make diesel from vege oil. It was on Trucks a few weeks ago.
http://journeytoforever.org/biodiesel_make.html

http://www.green-trust.org/biodiesel.htm

http://www.survivalunlimited.com/biodiesel.htm

http://www.veggies.org.uk/biodies.htm

I think Stacie on trucks said that after the equip was paid for it worked out to be like a buc a gallon. I am not sure if that was including the chemicals you have to add or not. The neet thing is allot of places ,resturants and such will give or pay you to dispose of the old oil.
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