Palm Bay has a new way to catch "renegade ATV riders".

D33411 · April 24, 2009, 06:27:56 AM

Good grief. Your tax dollars at work. Palm Bay Police purchased 4 of those little heli-gliders. Looks like a go-cart under a hang-glider wing that flies around. They are going to use them "for searches and to catch renegade ATV riders". Looks like they spent a lot of money on 4 really cool toys if you ask me. So if you are one of those "renegade ATV riders" up in Palm Bay, be on the lookout for officers falling out of the sky and flying into trees trying to catch you. haha They will have to justify the expense somehow so they will probably be out this weekend.

AintSkeered · April 24, 2009, 07:31:29 AM

Ah, come on. We all know it's so they can get to and fro Dunkin Donuts quickly. And, now they can keep an eye on all those lonely housewives sunbathing in their own backyards, while hubby's at work.

auctioneer · April 24, 2009, 07:35:18 AM

Hell a peg legged FAT WOMAN can out run one of those they only fly about 20-40 mph

Its ashamed they wont let us use the toys that we pay for the ones we keep and the ones they keep for us LMAO

Justardnck · April 24, 2009, 07:56:04 AM

Palm Beach did a bunch of crazy stuff when they were trying to close "The Towers" and "Okeechobee Woods". They spent thousands on a lifted Dodge truck on 40's and a bunch of Honda Foremans. The funniest thing was that rednecks are far more resourceful than cops trying to play redneck. The gave these cops the equipment that wasn't snorkled and all the training in the world couldn't compare to the experience that a seasoned rider would have. We stumbled on many cops stuck in their 4x4 "swamp" vehicles when we were on 2wd Honda 250s driving right by.

Anoriginal · April 24, 2009, 08:28:14 AM

Yeah, isn't that just awesome?!!! A bunch of ATV riders running from the cops on while trespassing!!!

That makes us look so smart and soooooooo good.

Keeter · April 24, 2009, 08:44:01 AM

Quote from: Anoriginal on April 24, 2009, 08:28:14 AM
Yeah, isn't that just awesome?!!! A bunch of ATV riders running from the cops on while trespassing!!!

That makes us look so smart and soooooooo good.

Looks like the 20% just rose to 21%.

Anoriginal · April 24, 2009, 09:52:58 AM

Quote from: Keeter on April 24, 2009, 08:44:01 AM
Quote from: Anoriginal on April 24, 2009, 08:28:14 AM
Yeah, isn't that just awesome?!!! A bunch of ATV riders running from the cops on while trespassing!!!

That makes us look so smart and soooooooo good.
Looks like the 20% just rose to 21%.

LOL

Oh, by the way, headed to camp the weekend of May 16th if you're interested. ATV trip.

D33411 · April 24, 2009, 12:12:02 PM

Oh, I never thought about flying over the women sunbathing. Oh, you KNOW that's on the plan. I think you figured out why they bought them. You may take the rest of the day off with pay! But stay out of the Fuzzy Pickle. I hear the dancers there need a waxing.

Justardnck · April 24, 2009, 01:29:43 PM

Quote from: Anoriginal on April 24, 2009, 08:28:14 AM
Yeah, isn't that just awesome?!!! A bunch of ATV riders running from the cops on while trespassing!!!

That makes us look so smart and soooooooo good.

I was talking about the mid 90's, I don't trespass when I ride now... I own where I ride