Classified Ads

[stgsali]

Classifieds

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastadge. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

[D33411]

Ok...these couldn't have run in the Minneapolis newspaper.  I was from MN and there is nooooooo way you could be a nudist in the winter!  Things would freeze off.  But it is funny as hell.  Dawn

[yfz450runner]

Very funny!! :T :Clap.gif

[D33411]

Oops...I didn't see this was a child's board.  Let me change that to h-e-double toothpicks.  Sorry.