The Latest in Homeland Protection!

[Anoriginal]

Watch this thread for pictures of the latest in homeland protection. We'll be posting pictures of the newest and most advanced equipment in the fight against illegal douchebags entering this country.

The first troops to use these new weapons will be deployed all along the Atlantic side of the Florida Keys to keep out any more of those undersirables from a little Communist island 90 miles out. Then, once tested, we'll put these in use along the Mexican border as well.

Be excited!! It's friggin awesome! Best part about it is that it comes from a design taken from the newest "hunting" rifle Chillinthemost bought for his son.

Oh, I can't wait to unveil it. 

[Anoriginal]

Okay, here it is. You will notice it has several redundant systems on board. From multiple sight possibilities, multiple attack modes, back up hardware, extra money, and an impressive presence when brandished, you can bet this will get the illegals' attention.

Or at least make you really cool at RR.   

[big-daddy]

lay off the drugs 

[Anoriginal]

Never touched any....ever.

[klutchbuster400]

At first I couldn't see the actual rifle lol.

The 2 dollar bill is the coolest item there. I have a few stocked somewhere in my drawer lol.

[klutchbuster400]

I'd also like to add.



You have alot of free time on the weekends huh?

[backwoods boy]

uhhh is that a shotgun with a rifle scope 

[big-daddy]

At first I couldn't see the actual rifle lol.

The 2 dollar bill is the coolest item there. I have a few stocked somewhere in my drawer lol.

Jessie

Junior collects coins and old US paper money, he has about $250.00 of them. How school? 

[1FasterBlaster]

   That's a hunting rifle? What the hell are you hunting...Iraqi's? Then there should be an umbrella and a gallon of water on there!!

[1FasterBlaster]

 And, I like the greasy soiled stained up sleep in the woods weekend blanket, it looks authentic!!

[Ynot0323]

I got a few others on my laptop at home..

Can someone say CRAZY

[cheropride]

Dude, you got way too much time on your hands....

PS - What's up w/that blanket, that alone would keep anyone away....just saying

[klutchbuster400]

At first I couldn't see the actual rifle lol.

The 2 dollar bill is the coolest item there. I have a few stocked somewhere in my drawer lol.

Jessie

Junior collects coins and old US paper money, he has about $250.00 of them. How school? 

Thats cool. I got a penny the other day from like 1906, ever since then I always look at the date on the coins I get. School is going good, I took two classes over the summer, and monday I start full time. I'm trying to find a job that will allow me to work around my school schedule.

[JackL]

Oh my, what a fine weapon, but can it hit an illegal rafter at 1500 yards off shore?

[big-daddy]

At first I couldn't see the actual rifle lol.

The 2 dollar bill is the coolest item there. I have a few stocked somewhere in my drawer lol.

Jessie

Junior collects coins and old US paper money, he has about $250.00 of them. How school? 

Thats cool. I got a penny the other day from like 1906, ever since then I always look at the date on the coins I get. School is going good, I took two classes over the summer, and monday I start full time. I'm trying to find a job that will allow me to work around my school schedule.

Call me I may be able to help

[klutchbuster400]

At first I couldn't see the actual rifle lol.

The 2 dollar bill is the coolest item there. I have a few stocked somewhere in my drawer lol.

Jessie

Junior collects coins and old US paper money, he has about $250.00 of them. How school? 

Thats cool. I got a penny the other day from like 1906, ever since then I always look at the date on the coins I get. School is going good, I took two classes over the summer, and monday I start full time. I'm trying to find a job that will allow me to work around my school schedule.

Call me I may be able to help

Seriously? Thanks a bunch RIcky!
I'll give you a hollar later today. It's my girlfriends birthday party today, So they have me running around getting all the food, drinks, and what not lol.

[Ynot0323]

Found the other one i had..

Enjoy..

Tony

[Anoriginal]

Yeah, I had a blender I was going to mount on it but, it thre it out of balance. And I was moving some stuff around in the safe and in my gun room to make room for more guns and more safes. So, I figured why not show off the latest in anti scum bag weaponry.

You guys like that moving blanket? Always have to keep a few on hand for throws under stuff. It's been through the ringer more than once.

Oh, and Jack, that thing eliminates those rafting dirtbags from 2000 yards away all day long!! 

[trx#9]

Yeah, I had a blender I was going to mount on it but, it thre it out of balance. And I was moving some stuff around in the safe and in my gun room to make room for more guns and more safes. So, I figured why not show off the latest in anti scum bag weaponry.

You guys like that moving blanket? Always have to keep a few on hand for throws under stuff. It's been through the ringer more than once.

Oh, and Jack, that thing eliminates those rafting dirtbags from 2000 yards away all day long!! 

I was hoping that wasn't your bed comforter.

[JackL]

Yeah, I had a blender I was going to mount on it but, it thre it out of balance. And I was moving some stuff around in the safe and in my gun room to make room for more guns and more safes. So, I figured why not show off the latest in anti scum bag weaponry.

You guys like that moving blanket? Always have to keep a few on hand for throws under stuff. It's been through the ringer more than once.

Oh, and Jack, that thing eliminates those rafting dirtbags from 2000 yards away all day long!! 

LMFAO, it is like no one has ever seen a moving pad before.


Those things are only nice to sleep on if you have a giant stack of them and a cozy generator running to keep you warm, since they are way to stiff for use as a blanket and all scratchy.


I'll bet you my daughter could make a one shot, one kill solution with my new homemade .50 at 2100 yards!

Speaking of .50's, I do believe I would like to fire one of these.