The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting

[donnie_darko]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

[bignickwaite]

 i leave tomarrow .

[trey82]

Yee-Haw!!! Git-R-Dun!!!   

[Fox17]

make that 501! Im there. as long as they give me plenty of ammo.

they should really do this. it would work i think. heck, id go kill em all.