Redneck expresions

svtbolt04 · July 16, 2007, 07:30:39 PM

More confused than a dog tryin to burry his sh*t on a frozen lake

qt314nfla · July 16, 2007, 07:31:06 PM

Quote from: svtbolt04 on July 16, 2007, 07:30:39 PM
More confused than a dog tryin to burry his sh*t on a frozen lake

i like that one!

z400stunter · July 16, 2007, 10:37:58 PM

HAHA That one's pretty funny Fred. When we going riding?

caospop · July 16, 2007, 10:40:10 PM

DAMN I never thought it could get this far. Thanks for the laughs. I know I could use some of these with my customers at work.

yunt2ride · July 17, 2007, 10:50:51 AM

Finer than a frogs hair split 7 ways

Don't let that bulldog mouth overload your chihuahua a$$.

anarion55 · July 17, 2007, 11:38:59 AM

Ok... four come to mind...three of them are PG rated...(bonus points for naming all four movies).

"Crazier than a sh*thouse rat"

"Ya can't ride two horses with one a**" (This one specifically applies to us, as we have 3 quads, 2 dirt bikes and 3 street bikes)

"Well I been to a picnic, a world's fair and a rodeo, and if that ain't the STUPIDEST thing I ever heard over a set o' headphones..."

"You use your tongue purdier than a twenny-dollar wh*re"

Tony

Southern4x4 · July 17, 2007, 11:55:39 AM

My cow died last night so I dont need your bull.

caospop · July 18, 2007, 04:03:58 PM

"You use your tongue purdier than a twenny-dollar wh*re"

HAHAHAHA Blazing Saddles(SP)

Sleazy_Rider78 · July 19, 2007, 10:14:34 PM

Happier than a pig in mud (or sh*t, for the older crowd)

GrizzlyGator · July 20, 2007, 08:58:16 AM

how about..........sh*t fire!

HARRY-SACS · July 20, 2007, 01:28:37 PM

She's almost as pretty as my sister mom!

Da_Mtg_Man · July 20, 2007, 01:58:05 PM

She so pretty I'd crawl through 5 miles of broken glass just to drink her bath water.

caospop · July 21, 2007, 06:27:59 AM

Yewwww damn it MAN

NYRAPTOR · July 21, 2007, 07:38:17 AM

if someone asks you a stupid question, answer them with this,

"Does a one legged duck swim in circles?"

quadracer1992 · July 21, 2007, 04:29:45 PM

Quote from: NYRAPTOR on July 21, 2007, 07:38:17 AM
if someone asks you a stupid question, answer them with this,

"Does a one legged duck swim in circles?"

of course it does

z400stunter · July 24, 2007, 11:11:40 PM

Quote from: quadracer1992 on July 21, 2007, 04:29:45 PM
Quote from: NYRAPTOR on July 21, 2007, 07:38:17 AM
if someone asks you a stupid question, answer them with this,

"Does a one legged duck swim in circles?"
of course it does

He might, but he walks really funny! Picture it.

caospop · July 28, 2007, 06:55:14 PM

Shut UP! you TICK TURD...

NYRAPTOR · July 28, 2007, 07:25:28 PM

BUFORD T. JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Da_Mtg_Man · July 28, 2007, 09:47:03 PM

DADDY, Look at that big alligator.....

Oooomph, That reminds me, I gotta call your mama tonight.

Southern4x4 · July 28, 2007, 10:03:04 PM

I think I just went 10-100

Honda328i · July 28, 2007, 10:08:10 PM

When leaving work: "I'm gonna make like a baby and HEAD OUT"

Honda328i · July 28, 2007, 10:12:54 PM

You's mamma is so fat that when she rides in the elevator and pushes the button to go up, she goes down.

Honda328i · July 28, 2007, 10:15:45 PM

Bubba's life ambition is deciding whether to take the hoods off the cars sitting on blocks in the yard or leave them on.

Scramdaddy · July 28, 2007, 10:19:21 PM

Pigs get fat, and hogs get slaughtered.

Moose · July 29, 2007, 05:51:37 PM

This guy goes to the store and asks for a "cousin art" coffee maker.

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