ATV Joke - By: Me!

[blupits04]

Ya Ya Ya we hear ya.....You going to think about QT instead right.LOL


QT You going skiing tonight??? 

[blupits04]

hey John I'll race it for fun to to see if it's faster but not on the track.It's a 4 poke but my wife said she would race ya down the track.and It's not stock either.I'm just messing with ya'll dont want any hard feeling .opp did I say hard,my bad dont be thinking about me in bed.

[blupits04]

well give us a call when you are going down there.our number is all over this site or just pm us.my wife will race ya on it.I hate 4 pokes they are slow.but I'll race the banshee.

[MadMudder]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv

And then John goes to jail for assault and theft. Then luke sues john while he is in jail for hitting him. He pays for his medical bills and then takes his 400 and really makes it badass. Then he waits about 10 years untill johns out of jail, comes down to race him. But john lost all of his money, lost his house, and his quad just because he hit somebody. The end.



i have too much free time..................

[1FasterBlaster]

   The amusing part of this to me is the people are funnier than the joke!!

[94Hardbody4x4]

Wait, so Luke was thinking so much about John while he was sleeping that he imagined him at his house? And even thought it was funny? Thats gross, just gross.

Maybe after your mom gets done fondling you while you think of other boys in your bed you can come up with a better one. Just dont let it be about me.

[Mudneck]

 

I modified it to a real life situation....Thanks

   After a few days of BO and 686RAPTOR  arguring on an ATV forum,
about how much a 04 Raptor 660 Limited is worth from just the pictures/brief description,
BO finally tells 686RAPTOR to come look at the ATV in person before he runs
his mouth on how much the ATV is and saying it isnt worth it from the pictures posted
on the forums.

  686RAPTOR agrees with BO, and 686RAPTOR goes to BO's house to see
this ATV in person. 686RAPTOR arrives at BO's, and 686RAPTOR says, "Okay, BO show me this badass ATV of yours..." BO replys, "First show me some
cash of yours." 686RAPTOR says, "I didn't bring any cash." So BO replys, "Then
let me show you the way out of here. Go left, then head straight until you
hit that f**k**g tree up there."

HA!~

[budman]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv

Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  .

EEEWWWW You were thinking about John in bed?  And even worse you announced that you were doing so on the internet.  Dam creepy kids these days.

I was actually thinking about my 400ex lol, then happened to think of this quick joke I had to write.

That's not what you said and you can't take back the damage you've done.  This is where thinking before reacting or writing comes in hand.  Hope you're learning a lesson.  Hey gaydirt just called and wanted to know how to reach you...hahahaha

hmmmm..... why is gaydirt calling you? one guy to another?