ATV Joke - By: Me!

Started by Lukeidiot, February 23, 2007, 04:26:22 AM

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Lukeidiot

   After a few days of Luke and John arguring on an ATV forum,
about how much a 400ex is worth from just the pictures/brief description,
Luke finally tells John to come look at the ATV in person before he runs
his mouth on how bad the ATV looks from the pictures posted
on the forums.

   John agrees with Luke, and John goes to Luke's house to see
this ATV in person. John arrives at Luke's, and John says, "Okay, Luke
show me this badass ATV of yours..." Luke replys, "First show me some
cash of yours." John says, "I didn't bring any cash." So Luke replys, "Then
let me show you the way out of here. Go left, then head straight until you
hit that f**k**g tree up there."
96 Mustang GT 5-30-10 to Current
99 Mustang (current) 9-20-09 to 5-30-10
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 12-29-07 to 9-19-09
03' GSXR600      (sold) 5-27-07 to 12-27-07
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 4-24-07 to 5-27-07
01' Honda 400ex (sold)
00' Honda 300ex (sold)

Lukeidiot

Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:28:08 AM
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv
Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here :P

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  ;).
96 Mustang GT 5-30-10 to Current
99 Mustang (current) 9-20-09 to 5-30-10
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 12-29-07 to 9-19-09
03' GSXR600      (sold) 5-27-07 to 12-27-07
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 4-24-07 to 5-27-07
01' Honda 400ex (sold)
00' Honda 300ex (sold)

qt314nfla

Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:30:05 AM
Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:28:08 AM
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv
Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here :P

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  ;).

EEEWWWW You were thinking about John in bed?  And even worse you announced that you were doing so on the internet.  Dam creepy kids these days. :O :R

qt314nfla

Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:32:07 AM
im in bed too   

soooo sleepy

EEEEWWW Even creepier.  They are both writing about each other in bed.  Be careful or gaydirt's gonna get hold of you boys and make ya squeal like a pig.

Lukeidiot

Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:32:23 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:30:05 AM
Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:28:08 AM
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv
Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here :P

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  ;).

EEEWWWW You were thinking about John in bed?  And even worse you announced that you were doing so on the internet.  Dam creepy kids these days. :O :R
I was actually thinking about my 400ex lol, then happened to think of this quick joke I had to write.
96 Mustang GT 5-30-10 to Current
99 Mustang (current) 9-20-09 to 5-30-10
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 12-29-07 to 9-19-09
03' GSXR600      (sold) 5-27-07 to 12-27-07
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 4-24-07 to 5-27-07
01' Honda 400ex (sold)
00' Honda 300ex (sold)

qt314nfla

Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:33:36 AM
Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:32:23 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:30:05 AM
Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:28:08 AM
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv
Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here :P

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  ;).

EEEWWWW You were thinking about John in bed?  And even worse you announced that you were doing so on the internet.  Dam creepy kids these days. :O :R
I was actually thinking about my 400ex lol, then happened to think of this quick joke I had to write.

That's not what you said and you can't take back the damage you've done.  This is where thinking before reacting or writing comes in hand.  Hope you're learning a lesson.  Hey gaydirt just called and wanted to know how to reach you...hahahaha

Lukeidiot

Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:35:04 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:33:36 AM
Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:32:23 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:30:05 AM
Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:28:08 AM
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv
Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here :P

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  ;).

EEEWWWW You were thinking about John in bed?  And even worse you announced that you were doing so on the internet.  Dam creepy kids these days. :O :R
I was actually thinking about my 400ex lol, then happened to think of this quick joke I had to write.

That's not what you said and you can't take back the damage you've done.  This is where thinking before reacting or writing comes in hand.  Hope you're learning a lesson.  Hey gaydirt just called and wanted to know how to reach you...hahahaha
I dont know who gaydirt is/lives, but i'll be damned if i can't beat him in a race.
96 Mustang GT 5-30-10 to Current
99 Mustang (current) 9-20-09 to 5-30-10
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 12-29-07 to 9-19-09
03' GSXR600      (sold) 5-27-07 to 12-27-07
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 4-24-07 to 5-27-07
01' Honda 400ex (sold)
00' Honda 300ex (sold)

blupits04

Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:36:20 AM
Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:35:04 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:33:36 AM
Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:32:23 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:30:05 AM
Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:28:08 AM
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv
Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here :P

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  ;).

EEEWWWW You were thinking about John in bed?  And even worse you announced that you were doing so on the internet.  Dam creepy kids these days. :O :R
I was actually thinking about my 400ex lol, then happened to think of this quick joke I had to write.

That's not what you said and you can't take back the damage you've done.  This is where thinking before reacting or writing comes in hand.  Hope you're learning a lesson.  Hey gaydirt just called and wanted to know how to reach you...hahahaha
I dont know who gaydirt is/lives, but i'll be damned if i can't beat him in a race.

And just what are you going to race him with?Get'em Qt.And to think this is the kind of youth that will be running america one day from there bed and thinking about each other.

I sure am glad to know ya'll want be on long,,your keyboard is going to short out.
[url="//www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits"]www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits[/url]

qt314nfla

Or it'll get too sticky to type. :o

xr100racer

you have a dirty mind qt

what am i gunna race a 400ex with? 719 raptor

blupits04

you probably just need a snapper comet with a 12hp briggs
[url="//www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits"]www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits[/url]

Lukeidiot

Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:44:55 AM
you have a dirty mind qt

what am i gunna race a 400ex with? 719 raptor
raptors are heavy any slow, ive seen yfz450's beat them in a race. =///
96 Mustang GT 5-30-10 to Current
99 Mustang (current) 9-20-09 to 5-30-10
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 12-29-07 to 9-19-09
03' GSXR600      (sold) 5-27-07 to 12-27-07
05' Honda 450r   (sold) 4-24-07 to 5-27-07
01' Honda 400ex (sold)
00' Honda 300ex (sold)

MPTonyT

2003 Yamaha Raptor 660R

nascarfreak88

Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:46:44 AM
Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:44:55 AM
you have a dirty mind qt

what am i gunna race a 400ex with? 719 raptor
raptors are heavy any slow, ive seen yfz450's beat them in a race. =///

race Johns Raptor and you will have your ass handed to you on a golden plate

blupits04

[url="//www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits"]www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits[/url]

MPTonyT

AAAHHHH GEEEZZZ here we go!!!
2003 Yamaha Raptor 660R

Ida_Mann

Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:35:04 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:33:36 AM
Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:32:23 AM
Quote from: Lukeidiot on February 23, 2007, 04:30:05 AM
Quote from: JohnF on February 23, 2007, 04:28:08 AM
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

the story should go more like, luke tells john to leave and then john decks luke in the face and steals lukes atv
Lol John, I knew you would be the first to post here :P

I happened to think this one up in bed. I couldn't resist  ;).

EEEWWWW You were thinking about John in bed?  And even worse you announced that you were doing so on the internet.  Dam creepy kids these days. :O :R
I was actually thinking about my 400ex lol, then happened to think of this quick joke I had to write.

That's not what you said and you can't take back the damage you've done.  This is where thinking before reacting or writing comes in hand.  Hope you're learning a lesson.  Hey gaydirt just called and wanted to know how to reach you...hahahaha

don't you mean "reach around" you? ;-)

Id@
Id@ M@nn

www.facebook.com/IdaShotMe
'99 Honda 400EX ATP'd (quietly making noise)
'02 Honda Foreman Rubicon
'00 Honda TRX90
8 X 20 Enclosed hauler/camper
"Show me a smooth operation and I'll show you someone who is hiding mistakes, real boats rock."

qt314nfla

Ida thanks for filling in the hole.  Everyone can always count on you for back up. :o

Ida_Mann

Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:54:15 AM
Ida thanks for filling in the hole.  Everyone can always count on you for back up. :o

carefull, I'm gonna have to report myself to the moderators soon ;-)

Your'e just jealous because I know Gaydirt's real identity, AND I know what happened behind the wall,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,at Daytona.

Id@
Id@ M@nn

www.facebook.com/IdaShotMe
'99 Honda 400EX ATP'd (quietly making noise)
'02 Honda Foreman Rubicon
'00 Honda TRX90
8 X 20 Enclosed hauler/camper
"Show me a smooth operation and I'll show you someone who is hiding mistakes, real boats rock."

xr100racer

#19
youve seen 450's beat raptors? cool buddy, not mine. i have yet to see a 450 in person that will take my raptor

sounds like you need to back your stuff up, come to vero and we will video tape this

and bluepits - ill be at c&r as soon as i can for a race, ds650 right?

Ida_Mann

I'm also turning off my phone so I don't get a beep beep soon ;-)

Id@
Id@ M@nn

www.facebook.com/IdaShotMe
'99 Honda 400EX ATP'd (quietly making noise)
'02 Honda Foreman Rubicon
'00 Honda TRX90
8 X 20 Enclosed hauler/camper
"Show me a smooth operation and I'll show you someone who is hiding mistakes, real boats rock."

qt314nfla

Quote from: Ida_Mann on February 23, 2007, 04:56:19 AM
Quote from: QT314 on February 23, 2007, 04:54:15 AM
Ida thanks for filling in the hole.  Everyone can always count on you for back up. :o

carefull, I'm gonna have to report myself to the moderators soon ;-)

Your'e just jealous because I know Gaydirt's real identity, AND I know what happened behind the wall,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,at Daytona.

Id@

I've only heard stories of what happened behind the wall at Daytona.  And I'm not telling.  Ida you get your quad fixed yet?  You're gonna race too right?

blupits04

hey john I have a ds650 but I want race that at C&R..I also have a banshee with a cub motor.I will also be racing that as soon as I get a rear swinger and a axle.
[url="//www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits"]www.freewebs.com/bluegottypits[/url]

Ida_Mann

sure, I'd put up the 400 in a pinks race with the badarse 400 this guy is claiming.

sorry dude, the 400's are great, but aint as great as what you are saying.

I'm going to bed and NOT thinking about any guys on this site when I do now.

Id@
Id@ M@nn

www.facebook.com/IdaShotMe
'99 Honda 400EX ATP'd (quietly making noise)
'02 Honda Foreman Rubicon
'00 Honda TRX90
8 X 20 Enclosed hauler/camper
"Show me a smooth operation and I'll show you someone who is hiding mistakes, real boats rock."

Ida_Mann

oh, and no-fixo on either quad yet,,,new developments that make the wallet tighter haoppened this week.

so still in the trailer they both sit.

Id@

ps: night night all
Id@ M@nn

www.facebook.com/IdaShotMe
'99 Honda 400EX ATP'd (quietly making noise)
'02 Honda Foreman Rubicon
'00 Honda TRX90
8 X 20 Enclosed hauler/camper
"Show me a smooth operation and I'll show you someone who is hiding mistakes, real boats rock."