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[dreth]

>   A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10lb. Weight loss program.
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>   The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
> him
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>   A voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
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>   Pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
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>   Herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
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>   Reads: - "If you can catch me, you can have me."
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>   Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
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>   Huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
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>   The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
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>   Happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> find
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>   He has lost 10 lb. As promised. He then calls the company and
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>   Orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
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>   The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
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>   Stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
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>   Wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
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>   That reads: - "If you catch me you can have me."
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>   Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
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>   Excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he
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>   Does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for
> the
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>   Next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on
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>   The fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost
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>   Another 20 lb. As promised.
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>   He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
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>   7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on
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>   The phone - "This is our most rigorous program."
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>   "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
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>   The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
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>   Finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing
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>   Nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
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>   **"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."**

[Fox17]

thats pretty good.

[gearhead400]

lol, i quit i quit!! i love being fat!!

[Hondabeefast]

I'll stick with being fat after that.LOL

[450rcrazy]

he should have orderd 2 of the 20 lb plans.

[MuddyGirlatTheHump]

LOL

[MadMudder]

thats great!

[4fittyr]

double up that 20lb plan