Something that will make your day

[bad2thebone]

According to the New York Daily News, Jack Schreiner made a mistake after robbing a branch of Chase Manhattan Bank in Woodhaven, New York. He left no fingerprints and made sure to have the teller give back his "This is a holdup. I have a gun" note. But he didn't stop to think it might be a bad idea to return to that same branch to open an account. One of the tellers recognised him from security camera footage and requested a second opinion from the teller who had given Schreiner $7,791 four days earlier. The police were called.

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Ohio's Nandor C. Santhu had a mobile 'phone and a dog. He also had a bunch of marijuana plants. When the dog, in the truck with the cell 'phone, pressed the speed dial button for 911, operators told police it sounded like a woman crying or whimpering in distress. A houseguest let them into Santhu's home, where they found the plants in the basement. When Santhu, 46, returned home from his hunting trip and saw police surrounding his house, he sped away in his truck but was quickly caught.
Santhu claimed the plants were for his own personal use. The Columbus Dispatch quotes Detective Gary L. Sigrist as saying the 150 plants are "a lot of dope for personal use".

[renmus]

whoever developes a cure for stupid is going to be rich.

[Ida_Mann]

whoever developes a cure for stupid is going to be rich.

I would agree but many people who are stupid don't know they are.....oh wait.

Id@

[bad2thebone]

You have to admit the guy at the bank had a lot of B##ls.

[dirtkicker]

Wow what a idiot, thats freaking awsome. Didn't know anyone could be that dumb.