hey ladys

[450rcrazy]

that sick bastid probably has a hidden camera!

[450rcrazy]

good nite ladies SWEET DREAMS dont let the bed bugs bite or uncle rico (I hear he has rabies j/k)

[garym]

whoever told you that motion/ocean thing was trying not to hurt your feelings...hey QT, I need a sweater too...get busy!!!

[blupits04]

whoever told you that motion/ocean thing was trying not to hurt your feelings...hey QT, I need a sweater too...get busy!!!

Considering I'm a woman if someone told me that I wouldn't need a man
And if a guy knows how to use it I don't see how the size has anything to do with it

Unless thats why so many women are going after other women! Men are so stuck on the size and i don't see why it really matters. Obviously the only thing that matters is if you get yours 


Hey QT I need a sweater too you wanna go shopping I hear Bass Pro has a sale this weekend 

[X-DreamChick]

I agree with you bluepits, we don't need men. Don't matter if big or small a woman does it better 

[MuddFreak77]

I agree with you bluepits, we don't need men. Don't matter if big or small a woman does it better 

I know most men are out there to get theirs and go to sleep, I'm sorry you ladies have never had a man that actually enjoys "taking care" of their ladies. 

[garym]

didn't bachman turner overdrive write a song about "Taken care of business" ?? If you are into other women instead of men, can I watch?? ...I'm sure rico will be chiming in any moment now....remember, if you can't touch the sides, it doesn't count

[MuddFreak77]

didn't bachman turner overdrive write a song about "Taken care of business" ?? If you are into other women instead of men, can I watch?? ...I'm sure rico will be chiming in any moment now....remember, if you can't touch the sides, it doesn't count

So Gary does that mean your a virgin???   LMAO

[X-DreamChick]

Sorry Gary, I can't be responsible for you finding out what you've been doing wrong all those years.

[blupits04]

didn't bachman turner overdrive write a song about "Taken care of business" ?? If you are into other women instead of men, can I watch?? ...I'm sure rico will be chiming in any moment now....remember, if you can't touch the sides, it doesn't count

So then you make the girl cross her legs huh  

[MuddFreak77]

So then you make the girl cross her legs huh  

And pinch the top     

[blupits04]

It's only bad if he has to pinch the Top AND the Bottom

[Sleazy_Rider78]

So how can the whole motion of the ocean theory help me if the girl tells me "is it in yet"?

[MuddFreak77]

It's only bad if he has to pinch the Top AND the Bottom

I heard his wife saying something about that one time we were all out at the ranch together but didn't pay any attn to it.    

[MuddFreak77]

So how can the whole motion of the ocean theory help me if the girl tells me "is it in yet"?

I guess you need to pinch the top and bottom    LOL

[blupits04]

So how can the whole motion of the ocean theory help me if the girl tells me "is it in yet"?

Thats when you tell her to slack of the ho ho's and fake it

[blupits04]

Or tell her maybe it's not your boat it's her Ocean start doin some Kegals..lmao

[MuddFreak77]

have her stick a ham up there and pull the bone out, that might be a bit better for ya

[blupits04]

have her stick a ham up there and pull the bone out, that might be a bit better for ya

If it's that big he'll have to strap a 2x4 to his @ss and hope he doesn't fall
in

[MuddFreak77]

If it's that big he'll have to strap a 2x4 to his @ss and hope he doesn't fall
in

I would too even as fat as I am...  but in my case I might need a 6X6....  I would still want a recovery line tied to myself just in case

[blupits04]

make sure you tie off to something and take a megaphone to call for help


You know it's bad we have an extreme site for this kinda stuff but no one goes in it

[garym]

ouch, ouch, and more ouch..... :H...being  bluepits and dream chick are such experienced women (I think) in this category, perhaps you can tell us humble men what works for you and teach us all a lesson or two (mudd freak, pay attention here)

[garym]

I agree with you bluepits, we don't need men. Don't matter if big or small a woman does it better 

I know most men are out there to get theirs and go to sleep, I'm sorry you ladies have never had a man that actually enjoys "taking care" of their ladies. 

obviously something you wouldn't know anything about freak!!

[MuddFreak77]

obviously something you wouldn't know anything about freak!!

your right I fall asleep before I'm finished     

[garym]

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREEEEEE!!!! :Clap.gif