Pimped out Banshee. Want to trade for Penguin

[UncleRico]

I don't street race anymore, and there's no good sand hills around here, so I'm wanting to get rid of the Shee.

I want to trade for a penguin, or a harp seal. Or a Leprechaun and some cash if you have one.




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[CABLEGUY1]

I have a flying Unicorn with one wing shorter than the other. It causes him to fly in wide circles but you never have to worry about him flying away. I can toss in a hobbit I have locked in the garage if your interested?

[TurboBanshee_kid]

WTF I'm losted?

[blupits04]

I have a  Leprechaun but the government won't let me get rid of him. Something about Child neglect??? lol I might be able to find you a fairy or 2 if your interested. OBT in Orlando is full of them and they will go pretty cheap. Don't know if they have any fairy dust but we might be able to work out some kind of deal!

[dynodon]

I have a flying Unicorn with one wing shorter than the other. It causes him to fly in wide circles but you never have to worry about him flying away. I can toss in a hobbit I have locked in the garage if your interested?

Kieth, your COO COO for COCOA PUFFS

[535banshee]

I have a flying Unicorn with one wing shorter than the other. It causes him to fly in wide circles but you never have to worry about him flying away. I can toss in a hobbit I have locked in the garage if your interested?

i almost sh*t myself i am laughing so hard

[UncleRico]

WTF I'm losted?

What? Do I have to draw you a picture?

It's one of these things, I want to trade for it if you can capture me one. I'm converting the elevator in my house into a freezer type penguin habitat.



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[535banshee]

heard they taste like chicken

[dynodon]

So , I guess the unicorn and hobbit are out of the question

[UncleRico]

I have a flying Unicorn with one wing shorter than the other. It causes him to fly in wide circles but you never have to worry about him flying away. I can toss in a hobbit I have locked in the garage if your interested?

I might be interested.  Does this one have a real horn? Last Unicorn I bought off EBAY lost it's horn in shipping...I'm starting to wonder if it was a scam, and someone just took a picture of a miniature pony wearing a party hat. I was pretty drunk when I ordered it.

[535banshee]

i love to hunt so i guess i can kill one for you

[k.p.]

i have a normal horse...but i could fashion an aluminum horn,dip it in chrome,and glue it to the horses head! it will be just about as pimpin as that banshee your tryin to get rid of

[UncleRico]

i love to hunt so i guess i can kill one for you

No, I need one to be captured alive.

I'm crochetting him a little scarf as we speak.

I want to train him to ride a unicycle, and hire him out for parties and funerals. (I mean, hell, if they can teach a squirrel how to water ski...surely I can pull this off)

[eldiablo64]

I'll trade you a 86 yamaha tt225 with a FROZEN engine.LOL

[blupits04]

I can rent you a tux for a weekend and you can make whoever you want a penguin

[UncleRico]

I'll trade you a 86 yamaha tt225 with a FROZEN engine.LOL

Does it come with a penguin?

I'll take a Leprechaun and some cash....but I don't want an IRISH Leprechaun...they hit the bottle a little too much, or so I've heard.

[TRX450R_Racer]

I will trade you my trained penguin. Here he is in action. He be the one on the left.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5271531860102221232&q=penguin&hl=en

[UncleRico]

I will trade you my trained penguin. Here he is in action. He be the one on the left.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5271531860102221232&q=penguin&hl=en

That's HILLARIOUS!

[yamaha_boy_15]

well...
i have a bigfoot....
and ill throw in a donkey..
but he is from mexico(in one of those donkey shows)
so if you have a wife...i wouldent take him..
kk get back at me asap   

[CABLEGUY1]

Perhaps you would be interested in a shrunken head or maybe a boot with a foot in it from a civil war soldier. I also have a Gatlin gun.

[UncleRico]

Perhaps you would be interested in a shrunken head or maybe a boot with a foot in it from a civil war soldier. I also have a Gatlin gun.

And where would I be able to see these items if I wanted to buy them?

[UncleRico]

I will trade you my trained penguin. Here he is in action. He be the one on the left.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5271531860102221232&q=penguin&hl=en

I have a more sporting offer...

Perhaps your penguin would like to fight my penguin...winner takes all.

Two penguins enter, one leaves

http://www.gagreport.com/funny_animations_evil_penguin.htm

[CABLEGUY1]

I'm over by the Taco Bell. South of the border I think they say. Those guns make me very scary.

[TRX450R_Racer]

I will trade you my trained penguin. Here he is in action. He be the one on the left.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5271531860102221232&q=penguin&hl=en

I have a more sporting offer...

Perhaps your penguin would like to fight my penguin...winner takes all.

Two penguins enter, one leaves

http://www.gagreport.com/funny_animations_evil_penguin.htm

That's the one I was actually looking for when I found mine.

[Sleazy_Rider78]

I have the following items that I can trade
5 foot rubber band ball
1/2 pound of lint from my belly button
Yanni's greatest hits CD
Def Leppard T-shirt
A barely used nose hair trimmer
I'll even throw in a bread maker

[UncleRico]

It better not be the same breadmaker I gave you for a wedding gift, Frank the Tank


"Your my boy, Blue!"

[klutchbuster400]

How about I give you a fat midget in a tux from alaska?
Does that not qualify as a Penguin, Both eat fish, they both wobble.

[Sleazy_Rider78]

It better not be the same breadmaker I gave you for a wedding gift, Frank the Tank


"Your my boy, Blue!"

really? that same model?

I suppose I will throw in some midget tossing lessons as a substitute.

[Southern4x4]

ok i have a sponge bob shoe lace,a yo-yo,a possem chucker,a power wheels nos kit,a front rear shock absorber,a giraff,a rabbit foot,a v12 peterbilt and a chewaiwa,also included a european vacation house

[UncleRico]

ok i have a sponge bob shoe lace,a yo-yo,a possem chucker,a power wheels nos kit,a front rear shock absorber,a giraff,a rabbit foot,a v12 peterbilt and a chewaiwa,also included a european vacation house

What's a possem chucker? Is it anything like an opossum chucker?

[Southern4x4]

no it picks up the possem and throws it its not capatable with a opossem

[Sleazy_Rider78]

I have a really cool potato gun I would trade.  Or potatoe as our former vice president would spell.

[klutchbuster400]

I have a really cool potato gun I would trade.  Or potatoe as our former vice president would spell.

Man, I love shooting a potato gun at the lake, Ten points if you hit a duck, 20 for an alligator, and 50 for an iguana!

[Southern4x4]

100 if you hit jesse the monkey

[Anoriginal]

Oh Jesus God and Baby Jesus.

[Sleazy_Rider78]

I am currently working up in Ohio and have seen a lot of badgers up here.  I will try and sneak one in my carry on luggage if you are willing to trade for a small burrowing animal.

[UncleRico]

Ohio? What part? Can you get me one of those furry faced little creatures...


I think they call them an "Amish Person"

[Sleazy_Rider78]

I am in Cleveland.  I went to an Amish barn party last night.  It was pretty wild, an amish girl showed me her leg.    I am going to send in some of the videotape to Amish girls gone wild.

[reconmudder]

ill trade for a dragon

[WARRIOR350]

Anyone here go to seminole ridge high school? its in Loxahatchee

[JackL]

Anyone here go to seminole ridge high school? its in Loxahatchee

I know UncleRico comes off as a student, but I suspect he has been out of school for a while now.