funny but not for children

[dreth]

 
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit

  the

  books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to

  the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do

  with

  the candle drippings?"



  "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back

  to

  the

  candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of

  candles."



  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat  disappointed that his unusual

  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his  obnoxious way:

  "What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with  the

  crumbs?"





  "Ah,  yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying

  to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send

them

  back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free

box  of

  matzos."



  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard  about how he could fluster

  the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you  do with

  all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you  perform?"



  "Here,  too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save

  up all the foreskins and send  them to the Tax Office, and about once a

  year they send us a complete  thingy like you."

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LMAO, thats good