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any suggestions on who i should call for parts cheap
i need a one way starter clutch and clutch gear
for my 2001 and 2003 660 raptor   i really appreciate any info
you all may have  help please both my bikes are broken

we will be there sat morn early all day  usually park by the bathrooms we drive a blue dodge dakota ridin a raptor n a warrior   should be a group of us  but you guys know how that usually goes everyone girl thingies out last min  but I disagree will be there  your first time?  wow your in for a treat  just drive till you see  a pavillion well be right there somewhere

how do i get rid of the squeak in my rear end in the suspension

We'll be there Sat. morning. It's going to be a cold perfect ridin day! Anyone else?

Which do you suggest and why?  We have an 03 Raptor and 04 Warrior.  Want to hear some thoughts. Not much of a price difference.

We're heading up on Saturday morning. Will be there early. Anyone else?

OK Ok just one more, I promise!  

How to Shower like a woman....
> >>>
> >>>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
> >>>according to  lights and darks.
> >>>
> >>>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband

> >>>along  the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>>
> >>>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note

> >>>to do more sit-ups
> >>>
> >>>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
> >>>loofah,  wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >>>
> >>>5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
added
> >>>vitamins.
> >>>
> >>>6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>>
> >>>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
> >>>with  natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >>>
> >>>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes

> >>>until red.
> >>>
> >>>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
> >>>wash.
> >>>
> >>>10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>>
> >>>11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >>>
> >>>12. Turn off shower.
> >>>
> >>>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with

> >>>Tilex.
> >>>
> >>>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.

> >>>Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>>
> >>>15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
> >>>
> >>>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.
> >>>
> >>>17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

> >>>
> >>>
> >>>How To Shower Like a Man
> >>>
> >>>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave

> >>>them in a  pile.
> >>>
> >>>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake
> >>>wiener  at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >>>
> >>>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
> >>>your  wiener and scratch your ass.
> >>>
> >>>4. Get in the shower.
> >>>
> >>>5. Wash your face.
> >>>
> >>>6. Wash your armpits.
> >>>
> >>>7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

> >>>
> >>>8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
they
> >>>sound in  the shower.
> >>>
> >>>9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >>>
> >>>10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
> >>>soap.
> >>>
> >>>11. Shampoo your hair.
> >>>
> >>>12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >>>
> >>>13. Pee.
> >>>
> >>>14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>>
> >>>15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
> >>>curtain was  hanging out of tub the whole time.
> >>>
> >>>16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >>>
> >>>17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

> >>>
> >>>18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
> >>>wife, pull  off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'

> >>>sound again.
> >>>
> >>>19. Throw wet towel on bed.

I get so many jokes a day from friends I could keep this up forever!! *** Never posted a pic before so not sure if this is going to work.

What happens when you:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

First, to all the police officers, please do not be offended by this joke!!    I couldn't help but post it!  

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),
a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot not a very nice person?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS.