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Hey JIm , when you get ready for the ride make sure you post it. I know a few people who would love to meet out there. I've never been so I am looking forward to new trails. Thanks, Susan

Thanks for the information.

Just moved to Mount Dora would love someone to ride with. I just tried to talk my fiance into going to Big Scrub Sat but he says It will be to cold. He's right but I love to ride and do not want to wait.

I went with some friends who go there and seem to like it. Unfortunately I found the place stinky, the ground was spungy possibly from landfill garbage underneath your feet. I would'nt think about staying over night there. I am sorry I did not know much about the place until after I went and I will never go back. It has a bad reputation but not from riders just some past history.

I read the information on this post and it is a bit out dated. We want to ride at Big Scrub this weekend and want to be legal. If we have our titles ands Id's will that be enough or do we still need the dreaded green sticker? Do they issue the green sticker at the tag place or do you have to wait? We have moved up from Port Saint Lucie and have property in RR but would like to ride closer to home. We are also looking for people to ride with in this area. Should I be able to by passes at the trail head entrances?

Please let me know what else would be helpful in order to get to ride.

Thanks Susan

Mexican Oysters

   
  A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant
following a day roaming around in Mexico.
 

  While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
   
  He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
   
  The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
   
  The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
   
  The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
   
  The next morning the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day..

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.
   
  The bull does not always loose."

o follow all the way to the bottom...




How to Make a Woman Happy



 
It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:



 
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7.. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 

 
 



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2... Bring beer









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Make sure to follow all the way to the bottom...




How to Make a Woman Happy



 
It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:



 
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7.. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 

 
 



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2... Bring beer









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=

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one's hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think

I know there will be people at BBF camp this weekend.

A cowboy  appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have  you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter  asked.

'Well, I can think of one  thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On  a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,  who were threatening a young woman.
I  directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't  listen.
So,  I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in  his face ....
Kicked  his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the  ground.
I  yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of  you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When  did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'

They should be hung by the neck until dead like they did in the old days.

I am so sorry for this young man and his family. I will not be riding without a helmet and safety vest any more.

Thanks for the information, I should be getting it out $7250 ++/otd $8000 .

PS: I went in showing  some cleavage and it helped, hmmm,  thanks again. 

I have a Honda 350 now and it is to rough on the trails. I have been looking around and am going to get the new Explorer 700. The MSRp on line is $8650.00, does anyone know where I could get a better price. I have been told that I should negotiate but I do not know enough about the markup? S

I am going yeaahhh!!!! I have not been riding since last year. See you Saturday. S

On her back.


JAX HUH ? Thats a recent move? Hope all is Well S.

I fixed my AutoFill, thanks. All is well, see ya around. S

Thanks, I am happy to be back!!!!!!!!   

Hey Culligan Man, didn't you tell me you lost your gut.... that you didn't want to look like everyone else?

i have never rode by anyones house..i dont know where any of you live, again before you speak, at least speak the truth. how did i involve you, i never said your name... all this bs goes to purelogic,kawgirl and bushwaker..if you decide to include yourself thats your choice, but i never mentioned any other names.
this will be my last post.

before you post please make sure to know the truth. please if i drove by someones house, please tell me when where, give me a date and time. please thats news to me.

I have been following this thread and some others and sometimes I feel sorry for you. I only hope that you choose another hobby maybe one that suits your personality better. QT doesn't seem to care about certain RVers and she gave you a chance, but now I see she feels pretty much the same way for her own reasons. OH YEAH, I have one more question before you go? Whats your explanation about harassing someones girlfriend and blowing up a phone? You know, there  were times when I felt like I was around a scarey bunch, based on some of these accusation about you, I want to apologize to those that I thought were scarey, like Wacker, Custom & Bo322.