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Brewmaster says.. If ya gonna talk the smack, be prepared to get smacked and if ya think your gonna wreck someone youll be beat by 50 guys swingin helmets at ya!

 The Master

P.S. Nice to see you to Derek...

Oh and watch of for that Quad guy... HondaATC says "Hes got a big hammer and isnt afraid to nail someone azz with it"

In not to sure what that means but i think it hurts anyway you think about it...

"Cause BrewMaster said so!"

Hey StrokerAce,
You wanna fight? How about sicking your head up your butt and fight for air!
Come on out to Eastbay, we will send you back to that yankee town you came from!

Did all the flirting make your husband "feel good and excited"??
I think flirting when your single is OK, but if your married it comes off kind of slutty.
(I'm not saying you are, but thats the preception it gives off)

[He musta bin teached in L.A.]

NOBODY WON ANYTHING SHES NOT ON CAUSE SHES ON HER WAY TO RIVER RANCH DONT TALK WAT U DONT KNOW

I see Florida's education system is hard at work... LOL

He musta bin teached in L.A. (lower Alabama)

Can someone please tell me what this says?

Why are you taking offense? Are you two lovers?   

NOBODY WON ANYTHING SHES NOT ON CAUSE SHES ON HER WAY TO RIVER RANCH DONT TALK WAT U DONT KNOW

I see Florida's education system is hard at work... LOL

I hear rico and blupits take long shower wee early in the morin together!

Hey Ford, your avatar look like you J'n off to the computer... EWWW!

Yall are SOOOO   lucky i wasnt there! I would have put a whoopin all yall so hard, you would have been going home with your heads in your butts fighting for air! HAHAHAHA!!!!


The Master has spoken!

Boy oh boy! Its sooo easy to get you guys upset.


For everyone I beat i want to be able to write "I lost to Red in Ocala" on your right rear fender with a Sharpie... if you beat me, my tire offer stands! Whos in?

65 mph is pretty impressive... but 70 is better! 
Well, its confirmed we will be there! Were loading up today and tomorrow and we will be heading out friday. See you guys there!

I dont know what that means but ok.... 

So the track will be open the 16th?

Yall better not count me out.....  Ill be there!

screw you dude.

Well i guess you guys have luck on your side! Ill be at the next race, that gives me enough time to see who else I can bring. You girls better get some practice, hit the gym, start working out. Because Im coming to wear you out! 

WOW! that bike is fast! Nice video Hoosier!

OK, I have received many messages from you guys over some of the comments I have made. Since you guys joke around I thought I could too. Im sorry if I have offended anyone.

The deal is still on. I will race for tires honestly because I get them for free. They are MX Razors not flat track tires. We didnt make it to the race in GA last time because the driver of our hauler ran into the back of another hauler on I-10. By the time the reports were done we wouldnt have made it in time.
I am going to be coming to the race on the 2nd, I dont know who I can bring with me since this is last minute. But from what I have seen from the flat track website, you guys just look like a bunch of good 'ol boys running in circles, no offence here but I dont think you guys really understand PRO racing.
Im sure the most of you drink a case of Pabst blue ribbon before you go racing the whole time screaming "YEE HAW!"  So please dont throw any beer cans or spit any chewin tabakee on me when I beat everyone out there... See you guys soon...

Boy oh boy you sissys dont quit! My tire bet is still on, ANYONE who beats me in a race will get a free set of rear tires.
You boys better be on your A game because im coming to take names! Is it scott and Derek who were "Pro" riders?
You boys better get something better than those beaters if you want to even have a chance!

WHOOO! I have your little pink panties in a bunch now! Kinda sensitive over the poser thing arnt you?
you guys are still on those beat up 1980something 2 strokes! Thats OK when yall grow up maybe you can race with the big boys instead of the kids classes on those bikes.. When your done with it can my peewee race it! LOL!!!!    Just so yall know, we were in a fender bender close to the MS-FL line, it put ys so far behind we wouldnt have made it in time. One thing I like about this forum is the crap talking, you dont get that in the pro series anymore.  When you guys can make a living racing quads you dont own then talk about hoe cool you are, until then keep digging those ditches and installing my cable!     

I got on here to email Hillkiller and let him know why we were unable to make it, Until i came across this...
You guys are a bunch of posers! Do you honestly think you could keep up with pro riders? NOT going to happen! you guys are still in grade school compared to us!
Bunch of wanna be pro riders! I promise you we would have sent you home with your tails between your legs!

Hello all! i have received some very interesting personal messages from some of the flat track racers. So i thought i would put out a public invite to these people since they think Im a joke....
A few of us will be at the GA track this month racing in the Open/Pro class.
for anyone who finished ahead of us I will personaly give you free set of rear tires!  ill even let you pick the syle and size (18 or 20") of the maxxis tires we have in our trailer. Dont worry these are new not used tires...

RED

Hello everyone! we will be at valdosta in Aug
Ive been talking to hillkiller (sorry cant remember your name) and he thinks there will be a good turnout.
see ya then
-Red

Tim farr, ive raced him several times, hes pretty tough to beat. Thanks for the open invite hillkiller. and thanks for the info, but seems some of the other guys have maturity issues or they are the young kids tring to be moncho.. ill pop in from time to time. Please note the next time yall race so we can make plans to come on down i should be able to bring 4-6 guys.

No, we were at Hard Rock and then went to the Ocala forest. Were down here until early September testing, riding, and having a good time.  I heard about the flat track racing on exriders with a link to this site.

My mistake! Ocala! not GA..

I get the "ACE" joke.. ive heard it before... Red is a nickname my real name is Robert.
I ride a factory Suz 450.

man yall are violent! All im saying is there are NO Pro caliber riders out there but they are good for average riders. I should know, Ive raced the pro circuit in Ca, LA, Al, IN,PA and some other states. Im not thrashing anyone because i dont want to get wrecked by someone whos mad... but since i have factory sponsership... i think i have the right to give my thoughts... Im not looking to get into a fist fight over it... There was one young fella out there who could ride very well. I think he was maybe 5-7YO on a blue bike.. now, that boy can race!

Here we go again, another anonymous Keyboard Racer. Come on out hotshot and I'll put you in your place.

Up front?

Im not anonymous My name is Red Byron im 32, from LA (lower alabama). I have raced since I was 13 and went pro at 23 now im in the semi pro classes ... seems Im to old theres days... one thing  is for sure... your not going to out run me on a lt250r or a trx250r thats for sure!