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Your better off making your own. You can check the highlifter web site and I think you'll fiind something but it's like 500-600 dollars for the full set.

I have not written my letter yet, but I plan to do that next week or even Friday,,,,,I have a business trip over to Tampa on Friday and I will not be driving so I'll take the tablet with me and write out a letter then.

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Hey Ida, did you ever get a chance to write that letter and send it in? Just wondering what's the status.

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual
to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the
four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which
of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging
the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops
into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked
the second man.
"Hmm.! ... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that
it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." 
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had   found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling
so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sh*t in my pants."

Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!!!!

Man was he going too fast around that on ramp. That sent chills down my back especicially cause I just got a GSX-R 750.

 

Venezuela Dictator Vows To Bring Down U.S. Government

Venezuela government is sole owner of Citgo gasoline company

Venezuela Dictator Hugo Chavez has vowed to bring down the U.S. government. Chavez, president of Venezuela, told a TV audience: "Enough of imperialist aggression; we must tell the world: down with the U.S. empire. We have to bury imperialism this century."

The guest on ! his television program, beamed across Venezuela, was Cindy Sheehan, the antiwar activist. Chavez recently had as his guest Harry Belafonte, who called Presiden t Bush "the greatest terrorist in the world."

Chavez is pushing a socialist revolution and has a close alliance with Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Regardless of your feelings about the war in Iraq, the issue here is that we have a socialist dictator vowing to bring down the government of the U.S .   And he is using our money to achieve his goal!

The Venezuelagovernment, run by dictator Chavez, is the sole owner of Citgo gas company. Sales of products at Citgo stations send money back to Chavez to help him in his vow to bring down our government.

Take Action

Please decide t hat you will not be shopping at a Citgo station. Why should U.S. citizens who love freedom be financing a dictator who ! has vowed to take down our government?

Very important. Please forward this to your friends and family. Most of them don't know that Citgo is owned by the Venezuela government.

See below for info copied from Citgo's web site.

About CITGO



From the gasoline that helps your family take vacations to the advanced medical equipment at your community hospital, CITGO is there. We know you.
It's amazing the difference petroleum-based products make in our everyday lives. Based in Houston, Texas, CITGO is a refiner and marketer of transportation fuels, lubricants, petrochemicals, refined waxes, asphalt and other industrial products. In addition to these products, there's probably a CITGO in your neighborhood, a convenient place to fill up with gas and grab a quick snack.
The company is owned by PDV Amer! ica, Inc., an indirect, wholly owned subsidiary of Petróleos de Venezuela, S.A., the national oil company of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela.
Since 1985, CITGO has sold its various products through independent marketers. Our relationship with these people is really what makes CITGO different from other petroleum companies.
Welcome to CITGO.

whats the air filter lookin thing up infrontof the seat?

I believe it's the new type of air filter being used or an after market one that they are just displaying.

Hope your dog recovers. Prayers sent up.

 

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I found this on another site and could not believe my eyes , a Brute Force 900.



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A Southern small-town prosecutor called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and

frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned.



Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.

He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.



The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bast--ds asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry a$$es in jail for contempt."

 

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For as long as there are bad people in the world,
we will need to continue training Marines like this.

A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, maybe one of those "girlie men",
while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked,

"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist."

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil." :Clap.gif

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch and
then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the  unexpected
behavior,asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to  the
doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to
get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working
and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on                                       
her  coat. He says, "Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm
going to the  doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're  going to start
using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

I went to the doctor for my yearly  physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your  height?"

"5 foot 6," I  say.

The nurse checks and sees  that I only measure 5'1".

She  then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of  course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and  slender!
Now I'm  short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

Why is gasoline $2.39 a gallon for regular unleaded???   Supply and demand???  That must be it.... we want them to supply us with the oil and they demand that we pay the price so they can ski in the desert!


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Remember, this is in the middle of the desert....



The very HOT desert where temperatures get up to 120 degrees.....   



Unbelievable!   



But true.....   



The INSIDE view:



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All finished.             Notice the palm trees outside..........



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During the construction phase...... Dubai , United Arab Emirates

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That was hilarious. :R I'm at work and the person in the next office to me came over and asked what was going on cause I was laughing uncontrollably.  :L 2:L :L 2:L :L 2:L :L 2:L

Happy "B" Day to both of you. 

 :L 2:L :L 2:L :L 2:L :L 2:L

 

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