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   looks like im gonna be able to make this one!!! got the rappy fired up and it coughs and spits a bit but i should be able to make a lap or two!  

  i figured since brandon promised me a woopin id come down and collect! just kidden bro. should be intresting to see how far i get before my arms cramp up. havent been on my quad in 8 months! hmmm, might better check the oil!


laters.
ps. anyone goin from atvflorida look me up and give a hollar....ill be runnin a stock blue raptor!!

   could probably pull the toys and the house with it!! nice ride.

 can we wear funny hats like they do too

  that is unbelievable big d! pisses me off that anyone can get my picture!  but you can bet i deleted mine

   four strokes truck...two strokes suck!!! j/k however, have raced both and wouldnt trade my fourstroke....just for dependability....and torque!!!

  uh......what he said!!

  looks good!...what happend to the good ole days of cardboard and duct tape!

   i remember when i got a commodor64...thought it was da chit!!....and also had a pong game!....man im old....lol

  hey jt....i think yoda rides a raptor for his jedi training videos!! .......dude, that blaster does kick it though...a blaster is a wheelie machine...betcha i can do a wheelie on that thing around the oval til it runs outa gas....fun machine!! not the fastest thing on the track though!!

ps....zx12r...no worries about that stock raptor bro...mines stock and ill smoke that sadukis ars!!!  [smiley=Approve.gif]

    cop said..son your eyes are red you been drinking?

   guy said...no sir but your eyes are glazed you been eating donuts?

that one and the brains one....funny [smiley=Clap.gif] [smiley=Clap.gif]

   just a question...if there is only four or five riders there that you cant outride...why would you run beginner...or am for that matter? heehee, just jerkin your chain bran  

peace!!!

ps...jt. you need to change your name bro to selfprclaimedsuperhero.....may not fit though!...lol. had to toss it in there!......freakin jedi montra...lmao

 [smiley=Clap.gif] that polar bear one is good stuff!!!  

  wait,wait,wait....hold the phone here!! did i hear correct??did brandon say he will be riding a 250r built by rtr racing?? im sure i must have read that wrong?? cause...last i heard there was a huge debate that rtr couldnt build a fast bike...like super duperest star curtis sparks??? seems like i remember it like it was yesterday??hmmmm.......open mouth, insert foot!!!!   now thats funny!!!

ps. jt, when is the next event at sms?

pss. just jerkin your chain bran!!

psss. hey dale, i think its awesome to hear from a proud pappa on hear!!! im a dad too

you can bet the professor could make a quad out of a satellite that would fly though!! course it wouldnt get em off the island!

   sooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!! looks like the other white meat has grown a tad!!...........wait, you sure thats not a sow....think i seen her the other nite at a bar near my house!!

ps....dose there always have to be some idiot who has to belittle the person who posts by saying something like....looks more like 8 or 900 to me.....dude, its his story, and you dont have scales for eyes.....geeeesh!!

   thats the rizzle dizzle for shizzle my brother. gots some bling bling and its dubbed! all it needs now is a furry dash, dingle balls, and hydraulics!!

  ok heres one of mine
 
an english major and a pollock are in a poetry contest. it comes down to the two of them locked in a tie. the judges decide to have a run off and tell each of them they have to make up they're own poem. but, they have to use the word timbuktu in it. they have five minutes.

five min later the english major goes first. he says " traveling across the desert sands, riding along in a caravan, camels in a row two by two, on our way to timbuktu!  everyone aplauds loudly. the pollock jumps up and grabs the mike and says i got one....here it goes..

tim and i away we went, came across three whores in a tent, they were three and we were two, i bucked one and tim bucked two!!!

  two words: cat nip!!!   too funny, made me crack up! that one was doin a backwards pop a wheelie!! [smiley=Clap.gif]

beer, bullets, babes.....they'll get ya into trouble!!
fun..but trouble!!lol

  i was searchin for atv porn guess i lost track and got here

   you got to be chittin me you are actually gonna take those on a group ride? i played paintball for a long time back when it started but would never have taken my guns to ride with. let alone in a park with rangers! first they look like real guns. second, your going to ride. third, it could cause delays and problems with the others in the group. be smart and respectful when on group rides!!

ps. look at those guns! and to wonder whats wrong with the youth today, lol.!! j/k

   thats some funny stuff shadow and thrash!!

 bran, got a question bro, not really my buis. but i was looking at the bartow web page and finishes and my quest is this. how many classes does clay run?? geesh, why keep signing up for 351 plus b when there is noone else in the class?? he seems to run about 3,4 average in the open money class, yet still runs the beginner classes. must be trophy hungry or somethin, i was just wondering, or i might be reading there results wrong!! looks like you been doin pretty good there though buddy!! nice job!

   hey bran, i think what you will find out is if you run c class and do good then b class wont be much diff to ya. cept, you weed out alot of new riders who are more prone to make mistakes and cause accidents to you and your bike. people just think they need to run c class to have a chance! i betcha to just fine!! keep me posted!
peace
ps. did you say like jt racing beginner??? im not sure if he is up to speed enough to run that class yet, maybe next year

   always gotta come down to an ear joke eh jt? anyways, least i havent let my body outgrow my brain!! jt has to get his dad to crank his bike. hes so bad, that one day his dad told him to go out and out run everyone..so he put on his sneakers and took off!!.....but everyone make sure your nice to jt. remember, he did ride the short bus to school!!
  sorry to hear about your arm bran.

  i reckon i wont see ya'll out there this weekend unless something goes wrong. gotta go down to the big O sunday for a tourney! got one this weekend and next. when is the next s.m. race. hope i can make that one! wanted to hit this one with joe and rick and jt and everone gonna be there but, thats the way it goes!! need to get me a fat sack o fish and win some cash!!...later