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This is the one time I am going to miss it. My sister's bridal shower is on the 11th in Tampa.

I somewhat agree. I do like some of the new country, but the stations stopped playing the old. I would like to here a mix of old and new.

Do we know you?? I like it!!

Know me?

I know personally that SFWMD is not the only people (company) involved in this process. So, please don't go pointing fingers to just them, because alot of them are on our side.

Last year's was a blast. Would not miss this for the world!

I will be there!

I am in and Leo I know that many from AMX will be too!

My location is now Pompano.

Ok it is 159*5008*378 Ft. Lauderdale

Ok BD if you know my direct connect (on my i850) put it up there. If not I will get back to ya'll!

What list?

Thats funny guys... your know all the hacker sites. 

yup, i make my own ringtones, wallpapers, and for the i730 my own palletts.  better than buying them from nxtl. 

rl.

I make my ringtones by using Adobe Audtion to edit any part of any cd I want and turn them into ringtones on the program. I use MyJal to upload them onto my phone.

Must  be  a  skin  log  problem.  I  will  handle  this !

Thank you... you are needed in the jacuzzi with me and sky!

Welcome back....

Welcome back.... But you are needed on the short bus!

Anybody want to join me? I am going with a few people from other sites. We are meeting at the left side of the bridge at 10am. My cell is 954-775-4133 if anyone wants to come!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 

so where will u be abel to ride at now

You can ride at Holey Lands

Congrats Sir Cain, and welcome back.

Id@

He's back?

Yes it is more than 30 days..... But just barely! When are you open?

Hey the last wedding I went to I was in shoes and socks...... Well, sort of. I was in combat boots and socks and a dress! 

We all must be!

PERSONAL HYGIENE

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.

3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DINING OUT

1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to bruise the fruit of the vine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.

DATING (Outside the family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."

3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say Monday, If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATER ETIQUETTE

1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.

2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS

1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may get you shot.

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.

4. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.

2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

This weekend it has started making airplane like noises in the middle of ringing. When I call someone it will ring and than make an airplane engine noise for a few seconds and than ring again. It doesn't do it everytime, but it is the weirdest thing. Anyone else having this problem?

There is room for truck. And the cow poop is not as bad as everyone has been saying. I was out there 2 weeks ago!