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A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking  around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She  asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. !  Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,"  he replied.




Intrigued,  she asked.
"How  can you tell them apart?"

He  responded,
"3  were on a beer can,
2  were on the  phone

so far so good !

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM!

   1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

   2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty
beer >> cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA
magazines.

   3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

   4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

   Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,  I went to the gun shop for
ammunition. Back in an hour.   Don't mess with the pit bulls --
they  attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real
bad. I don't  think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to
tell from all the  blood.

  PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

   Later, Billy Bob

HE'S  BACK--THE OWNER OF CASA D'ICE RESTRAUNT-- 
 
Casa  D'Ice Restaurant
(Just 10 miles southeast of Pittsburgh in North  Versailles, PA ).

The  owner changes the signs when he gets another idea...
Or just wants to  make a [political] statement and WOW! 


http://www.casadice.com/signs/index.htm

This is just sick !! Have you ever stayed the night in a hotel and was sick a couple days later?  HMMMM makes ya wander huh?

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1329217643/bctid1329232712

Happy New Year ALL!!!

is it 2008 yet ??

If you are going to allow your child to ride, you should make sure he or she is supervised, wearing the proper protection and riding a bike that is not only correctly sized for them but, one with which they are familiar. If you don't and something happens, it is you, the parent, that is to blame. End of story.

I agree 100% But what if your child goes to one of her friends houses. Are you as a parent going to ask, do you own a big bore ute that you are going to let my daughter ride without adult supervision? The only thing that matters is that a young life was lost.

This is true here ....When i allow my child to stay at her friends house , that means her friends parents are responsible for my child !! If ANY thing happens to her that could have been prevented by ADULT supervision .Then its the parents fault ! NOT MY child !! I think the parents  of the young lady that died did right by suing ! ITS stupid to even ask "is the millions going to bring her back" .....What it is going to do is  ....Make the people at fault pay for their mistake !!! These parents of this girl are paying for their mistake of letting their child go to stay at a home where there was no adult supervision ....THEY PAID WITH THEIR CHILDS LIFE !!!! NOW ALL YOU THINK ABOUT THAT! .....sue the child's parents where the girl was staying ...why? There was no adult supervision preventing the CHILD from getting on the UTE .They could have prevented her death ! ......sue the parents of the child that rode the UTE to the home where the child was staying ! ....why? ....For allowing their child to ride a UTE that the law says is to big and powerful for one! Their child allowed the girl to ride the UTE !( they should have taught him to not allow others to ride his ATV) .......We could go on and on about this ......someone is always to blame for anything that happens ...The thing is to know when to sue and when not to sue!

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....



#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun does n't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

No supervision????Maybe her parents should of been watching her.

You must not have any kids ! If you do ....Do you lock them in your home , cage them like animals? You can't "watch" your kids 24/7 ....Like the above post stated ....."if it were my child I would be casting blame (venting) any way I could"  ...Someone would PAY ! Its not like having your grass die(oh well i should have watered it )  or your cat being hit by a car (oh well should have caged fefe up )!  ITS your CHILD !! A human LIFE! If someone is at fault then they should PAY ! The parents have closesure in a way . Suing is better then loading up your guns and taking your hurt out on those at blame .We have rules here in this world and in this case ....the rules were broke ! Little advise to all .....NEVER let someones kid ride your quads ...I don't give a flying F&^%$ who you are , if my daughter was killed riding your quad without my permission (you making a potentially life threatening decision for my child) I would sue till you had nothing to give ! Like it or not !

http://www.atvflorida.com/forum/index.php/topic,28759.0.html

This one has to do with merging USA-Canada-Mexico,greed and how rich get more powerful,nothing to do with religion.

Yes , your right ..but.......its just 1 part of the movie ! The last part to be exact ... The WHOLE movie is ....http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

Its crazy huh ......This is the whole movie !!

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ 

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1656880303867390173


it might be a old video not sure (maybe full of BS lies , who knows !?)

what no way !! LOL

WD-40............ Well, Who Knew?



I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup .
I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red

all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason).
I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news.
He was very upset and was trying to figure out
what to do -- probably nothing until Monday morning,
since nothing was open.
Another neighbor came out and told him to get his
WD-40 and clean it off.
It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did
not harm his paint job that was on the truck.
I'm impressed!
WD-40 -- who knew?



Water Displacement #40.
The product began from a search for a rust
preventive solvent and degreaser
to protect missile parts.
WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the
San Diego Rocket Chemical Company.
Its name comes from the project that was to
find a "water displacement" compound.
They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus
WD-40.
The Corvair Company bought it in bulk
to protect their Atlas missile parts.
Ken East (one of the original founders) says
there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you.



When you read the "shower door" part, try it .
It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty
shower door.
If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass.
It's a miracle!
Then try it on your stovetop...
Voila! It's now shinier than it's ever been.
You'll be amazed.



Here are some of the uses:



1) Protects silver from tarnishing
2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4) Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen
without making it slippery.
5) Keeps flies off cows. ****
6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7) Removes lipstick stains.
Loosens stubborn zippers.
9) Untangles jewelry chains.
10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes
18) Removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor!
Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring.
It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to
scrub nearly so hard to get them off. Just remember to
open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your
car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40! ****
20) Gives a children's play gym slide a shine
for a super fast slide.
21) Lubricates gear shift and mower deck
lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.
22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home
windows and makes them easier to open.
24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards
in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons,
and bicycles for easy handling.
29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and
keeps them running smoothly.
30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades,
and other tools.
31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and
knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37) Florida 's favorite use is: "cleans and removes
love bugs from grills and bumpers." ****
38) The favorite use in the state of New York WD-40
protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39) WD-40 attracts fish.
Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be
catching the big one in no time.
Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants
that are made for just that purpose.
Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits
or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.



40) Use it for fire ant bites.
It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls.
Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42) Also, if you've discovered that your teenage
daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with
a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40
and re-wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!
43) If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap,
it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.



P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.
P. P. S. I keep a can of WD-40 in my kitchen cabinet
over the stove.
It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn.
It takes the burned feeling away and heals with NO scarring

Money sent thru paypal......sorry it took so long

http://www.switched.com/2007/10/15/the-trippiest-optical-illusions-on-the-net/    i see it spinning both ways !

I let my 7.3 diesel idle while filling it up or when i stop for awhile after pulling a heavy load to allow the egt's to drop ...

[to show or display blue lights]

316.2397  Certain lights prohibited; exceptions.--

(1)  No person shall drive or move or cause to be moved any vehicle or equipment upon any highway within this state with any lamp or device thereon showing or displaying [b]a red or blue light visible from directly in front[/b] thereof except for certain vehicles hereinafter provided.

(2)  It is expressly prohibited for any vehicle or equipment, except police vehicles, to show or display blue lights. However, vehicles owned, operated, or leased by the Department of Corrections may show or display blue lights when responding to emergencies.



843.081  Prohibited use of certain lights; penalty.--

(1)  The Legislature finds and declares that Florida's citizens are vulnerable to becoming the victims of criminal acts through the illegal use of blue lights by the criminal elements. It is the intent of the Legislature to reduce this vulnerability to injury and loss of life and property by prohibiting the use of certain blue lights by any person other than an authorized law enforcement officer.

(2)  It is unlawful for a person to use in or on any nongovernmentally owned vehicle or vessel any flashing or rotating blue light unless such person is a law enforcement officer employed by a federal, state, county, or city law enforcement agency or is a person appointed by the Governor pursuant to chapter 354.

(3)  The provisions of this section shall not apply to salespersons, service representatives, or other employees of businesses licensed to sell or repair law enforcement equipment.

(4)  For the purposes of this section, the term "flashing or rotating blue light" includes all forms of lights which display a blue light source or which were designed with the intent of displaying a blue light source whether or not such light is actually in use.

(5)  Any person who violates any of the provisions of this section commits a misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.


Seems this LAW here does not apply to flashing , strobing or rotating WHITE lights ....Hmmmmmm  maybe I'm wrong ?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/shifthappens

i have a topper !

i wish i had a long bed ....but i don't    i have found a few long bed toppers ....thanks

what was the prblem? anything we can do to help?

They didn't get the permits to stay open ....