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Title: Plastic Surgery Post by: Brute Force on November 23, 2005, 01:21:18 PM A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee. Title: Re: Plastic Surgery Post by: Southern4x4 on November 23, 2005, 05:03:28 PM lol!!!!!!
Title: Re: Plastic Surgery Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on November 23, 2005, 05:13:45 PM oh nooooooooo......lol....
Title: Re: Plastic Surgery Post by: 2006YFZ450 on November 24, 2005, 11:18:21 AM LMAO.... :Clap.gif :Clap.gif :Clap.gif
Title: Re: Plastic Surgery Post by: The hyrbid kid on November 25, 2005, 06:11:54 PM lol thats great... i like this new section.. its always full of pick me ups..
Title: Re: Plastic Surgery Post by: Roostin300ex on November 26, 2005, 09:56:25 AM thats amazing dude...lol
Title: Re: Plastic Surgery Post by: 1FasterBlaster on November 30, 2005, 10:08:16 PM Top one...I laughed my azz off!! And I don't have much azz , so now I have none.
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