TRY THIS.........
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international
law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would
not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do
likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights
and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all it's
officers.
Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability
insurance......and have an accident....
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it
will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the
world... Except right here... Land of the naive.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Mexico....
AMEN!
This is why...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 Employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep The rest of us in line. You have to pass this on.
QuoteThis is why...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 Employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep The rest of us in line. You have to pass this on.
ya thats pretty scary too, although, accused is a little different that convicted and its used a few times and 'directly or indirectly' leaves a very broad area for consideration when it comes to bankrupting a company. "Were they the CEO or the mailboy" kinda logic comes to mind, but either way, thats downright SCARY.
That Congress thing has been around since I was a kid. Wonder what the numbers look like today? Also what about the Senate, the House and the Cabinet.
GOD HELP US ALL :P
well said meathead1
Well said Man.. :-/