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Title: 0-200 in 2 seconds
Post by: Southern4x4 on October 29, 2005, 12:34:36 PM

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
>His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
>for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the
>wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a
>brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have
>been set for Saturday.

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Post by: 2006YFZ450 on October 29, 2005, 10:18:59 PM

LMAO..That's a good 1.

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Post by: Honda250ex on November 01, 2005, 02:55:33 PM

OGLMAO!!! ;D

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Post by: o4250 on November 01, 2005, 02:58:28 PM

LOL...

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Post by: mudmonkey on November 01, 2005, 07:55:15 PM

and which saturday is that on??

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Post by: Roostin300ex on November 16, 2005, 02:56:54 PM

my substitute teacher told me a joke jsut like that

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Post by: The hyrbid kid on November 16, 2005, 03:02:15 PM

ahahahahahah
thats some funny a$$ sh!t...
ima tell that one to my dad.

Title: Re: 0-200 in 2 seconds
Post by: klutchbuster400 on November 19, 2005, 11:10:24 AM

lmao funny stuff their.

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