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Title: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: 450R_Matt on April 19, 2005, 12:36:04 PM
Lets here them..  Heres mine.

Your breath stinks so bad... I dont know if I should give you a Tic Tac or toilet paper.

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Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: gery350 on April 19, 2005, 12:43:16 PM
YOUR MAMA SO DUMB SHE GOT CAUGHT STEALING FREE SAMPLES.
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Post by: speedman8903 on April 19, 2005, 02:17:08 PM
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: 450R_Matt on April 19, 2005, 02:22:21 PM
If I had a dog with a face like yours... I would shave its butt and make it walk backwards.
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Post by: speedman8903 on April 19, 2005, 02:24:56 PM
lol :o
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Post by: Mars on April 19, 2005, 06:28:26 PM
You must be a special kind of stupid. :)
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: 450R_Matt on April 19, 2005, 08:29:41 PM
Your Moma's so Fat her blood type is Rockey Road.  [smiley=Shocked.gif]
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Post by: TRX450R_Racer on April 19, 2005, 09:01:39 PM
Are those your legs............or are you riding a chicken?!!!!
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Post by: MadMudder on April 19, 2005, 09:07:19 PM
Yo mamma is so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Post by: Honda328i on April 20, 2005, 06:39:57 AM
Yo mamma is so fat that when she gets in an elevator and pushes the "up" button, instead she goes down.
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Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on April 20, 2005, 07:08:16 AM
Your mama is so fat that when she fell down and broke her leg, Grease poored out.
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Post by: apkkfx400 on April 20, 2005, 07:49:32 AM
your mama is so fat, she went bungee jumping and landed in hell.

Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Honda328i on April 20, 2005, 08:01:43 AM
Ever heard the saying?
Queer as a $3 bill? Well, here it is
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: 450R_Matt on April 20, 2005, 08:01:55 AM
Your moma is so poor... I saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was doing? She said.. Im moving
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: yunt2ride on April 20, 2005, 08:14:24 AM
You momma so ugly she looks like the south bound of a north bound jackass.
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on April 20, 2005, 09:35:57 AM
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Ida_Mann on April 20, 2005, 10:03:48 AM
You got a face that would make a train back up and take the dirt road.

Id@
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Chela on April 20, 2005, 01:33:54 PM
QuoteLets here them..  Heres mine.

Your breath stinks so bad... I dont know if I should give you a Tic Tac or toilet paper.

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Too Funny
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Chela on April 20, 2005, 01:36:16 PM
Yo momma is so fat, God couldn't even lift her spirits...

Yo momma is so fat, she goes out in high heels and comes back in flip flops.
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Kawa3 on April 20, 2005, 02:03:30 PM
change topic to yo momma jokes?
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Kawa3 on April 20, 2005, 02:10:30 PM
you like your women like you like you pizza, cold, greasy,and left over
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: CAOSPOP on April 20, 2005, 04:32:41 PM
Your village called there missing an IDIOT.
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: CAOSPOP on April 20, 2005, 04:33:13 PM
Your not the brightest crayon in the box are ya ?
Your not the sharpest knife in thr drawer...
Your not the shartest tool in the shed...
Did your mother ever have any kids that lived...

...
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: CAOSPOP on April 20, 2005, 04:40:47 PM
I buy you pens,paper,and pencils, Isend you to school and what do you do ? You eat the erasers !!!  >:(
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: MadMudder on April 20, 2005, 07:48:09 PM
yo mamma is so fat her ass has it's own zip code

yo mamma is so dumb she tripped over a parked school bus
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: dreth on April 20, 2005, 08:04:44 PM
your momma is so stupid she got locked in winn dixie and starved to death :o
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: dreth on April 20, 2005, 08:05:30 PM
your momma is so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minuit rice ;)
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: dreth on April 20, 2005, 08:06:19 PM
your momma is so fat she sits on the beach and sells shade :o
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: dreth on April 20, 2005, 08:07:04 PM
your momma is so fat they use her belt loops as mile markers ;)
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: dreth on April 20, 2005, 08:08:22 PM
your momma is so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids yell! hey cool aid
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: dreth on April 20, 2005, 08:09:00 PM
your momma is so fat that she uses a vcr for a beeper
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: dreth on April 20, 2005, 08:10:32 PM
your momma is so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: MadMudder on April 20, 2005, 08:10:34 PM
Yo mamma is so stuiped that she needs a cookbook to boil water.

Yo mamma is so stuiped that she forgot how to breath.

Yo mamma is so fat she tripped over walmart kmart and landed on target.

Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: 450R_Matt on April 21, 2005, 10:04:25 AM
                     Ill try to be nicer
                   If you try to be smarter
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Quad32x on April 21, 2005, 12:09:50 PM
Man  your  sharp  as  a  marble.
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Quad32x on April 21, 2005, 12:11:14 PM
Your  dumber  than  a  sack  full  of  zeros. ;D
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on April 21, 2005, 12:48:06 PM
You're about as bright as a blown lightbulb

You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: NPRVinson on April 21, 2005, 01:39:44 PM
You're dumber than a box of rocks
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: 450R_Matt on April 21, 2005, 01:54:14 PM
Your as helpfull as a 1 leged man in a azz-kicking contest.

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Post by: BEER on April 21, 2005, 02:34:35 PM
I'm not from around here.Are you what they call a A$$___E?
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: budman on April 21, 2005, 03:08:05 PM
Yer dumber than a box of ball peen hammers..
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: budman on April 21, 2005, 03:09:46 PM
When God was passing out "looks", you thought he said "books" and said Give me a scary one!
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: CAOSPOP on April 21, 2005, 04:36:20 PM
QuoteYour as helpfull as a 1 leged man in a azz-kicking contest.

 
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Good one LMAO
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: CAOSPOP on April 21, 2005, 04:37:36 PM
If A#$HOLES could Fly this place would be an AIRPORT...
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: GaryinSeffner on April 21, 2005, 07:51:38 PM
 >:( You guys are all in deep trouble.....I told my mom what you all said and she's pissed  >:(





 ;D
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: MadMudder on April 21, 2005, 07:57:31 PM
your ten thousand with out the one..

your momma is so stuiped she drown in the desert

so how many times did your mom drop u on your head?

tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again
             (not a cut down but a good D**n threat)
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: klutchbuster400 on April 23, 2005, 10:32:01 AM
your momma's so fat shes on both sides of the family   :D
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: klutchbuster400 on April 23, 2005, 10:36:17 AM
your momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: 53yfz450 on April 23, 2005, 10:53:32 AM
yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bekery
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Post by: 53yfz450 on April 23, 2005, 10:54:08 AM
your mamma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out.
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Post by: Raptor997 on April 23, 2005, 09:58:32 PM
your momma is so fat.... the horse on the back of her jordache jeans is real
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: cain73 on April 24, 2005, 11:12:50 PM
I have forgotten more than you'll ever know

I do more work on accident than you do on purpose

You are so lazy that you'd crap in your bed if you didn't have to get up to wipe

Janet Reno went to the wizzard of OZ to have it verified that she was the ugliest woman ever. But when she came out she was scratching her head and said "who the heck is "........ insert you Momma's name here
Title: Re: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)
Post by: yunt2ride on April 25, 2005, 06:35:32 AM
Your momma is so ugly, she went to the zoo and the zookeeper tranquilized her and put her in with the apes.
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